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I would ask the unlicensed Brazilians as they complained about their car being towed...
"If I was in Brazil and I was driving with no license, what would the police do?"
And they would answer "Beat you up!"
Guessing the new system being created will get us there soon.
Cops are proving their loyal to the system and realizing the system does not dispense justice they will become the punisher but more likely the receiver of fine payments roadside.
Or the Kardashian slut's names and who they're banging today.
He should have asked 'If Bruce Jenner started out with 1 dick, how many dicks would he still have after he became Kaitlyn?' That would have been a real 'stumper.'
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My grandpa used to say, "the only thing useful with a Hereford is to cross it with an Angus, and get black baldie calves". He was right of course.
You mean it's not like on 'Yellowstone' where Kevin Costner and his son pulled a calf that was breached and it jumped up and ran off?
In order for that to work, you have to sprint full blast across the pasture towards the cow with calf jacks in hand. Surprise is the element. Cows like surprises.
It would probably be found dead the next morning or soon thereafter. Colostrum is the nectar of life for those newborns.
Honestly, not any more. Now social media and phones. TV was pretty much dead about 2005...
Sirhr
I was afraid you were going to tell me that it was a standard transmission pickup and that you would pop the clutch and gun it.
Three women river tubers were stranded 20 hours after being told the river ran in a circle and would bring them right back to their car.
https://metro.co.uk/2016/07/15/wome...e-river-they-were-on-ran-in-a-circle-6008346/
Now, dey' mad.
https://metro.co.uk/2016/07/15/wome...e-river-they-were-on-ran-in-a-circle-6008346/
Now, dey' mad.
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