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One of my trainees came in the room on a Monday morning with 1st degree burns on his face.

I told him that it looked like his face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel. Another trainee said that was exactly what happened.

This "genius" was at the EM club and got a mouthful of EverClear in his pie hole. He put the lighter in front of his lips, and that was the first & last attempt at being a human flame thrower.

I'm glad I wasn't there to watch it. The paperwork and non-stop questioning on why I didn't prevent the trainee from demonstrating pyrotechnics would have been too much for me.
 
I had the amusement, to witness a guy lite himself up with a flaming Dr Pepper, on multiple occasion. Think Eddie Murphy " Now thats a fire ". When this guy would get enough alcohol in him all inhibition / logic would disappear, granted that's normal, but he took it to 11. thought he would show off and drink it and the flames would go out.
 
She nailed it.
I’d nail her!😍

I couldn't. It would seem like I'm doing it with that cackling whore she's impersonating.

It would not matter if the impersonator is a virgin.

Her impersonation is so spot on that I'd imagine getting all sorts of commie cooties and socialist STDs from the walking sperm receptacle that she's lampooning. It would ruin the moment for me.

Then there is the fear that she'd cackle during the grand finale. Are you guys sick?

Now if she could impersonate someone else...
 
I couldn't. It would seem like I'm doing it with that cackling whore she's impersonating.

It would not matter if the impersonator is a virgin.

Her impersonation is so spot on that I'd imagine getting all sorts of commie cooties and socialist STDs from the walking sperm receptacle that she's lampooning. It would ruin the moment for me.

Then there is the fear that she'd cackle during the grand finale. Are you guys sick?

Now if she could impersonate someone else...

I've heard she does a great Hillary Clinton...if you're interested.