Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)
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I saw this in the morning and didn't get it. It didn't make any sense. And that's how dyslexia works, even if It's only occasionally.
I wasn't seeing FOLD. I was seeing FORD. And not in that order. I was seeing it the other way around.
And what a toilet had to do with a $2k Ford Galaxy, I could not puzzle out.
The only thing I learned is reality is a lie and my brain scares me.
1972 Dodge Dart, best and fastest damn Bumper Jack EVER.
18-19 years old ran tires you could almost see the air in them.
Went around a corner at low speed sounded like you ran over several cats.
Nascar style tire change 6:09 in the morning heading to work BOOM flat tire.
Didn’t bother to stow the Jack from the last time just grab it and the 4 way.
Additional 2x12 to put under Jack to keep it from sinking in the Florida sand.
Watch for sand burrs they can really fuck up your morning commute.
Bust lug nuts loose,Jack it up slap new old tire on spin 4way let the Jack down.
Wait till lunch time to “properly torque lug nuts”
Time 6:29
Throw Jack tire block of wood in truck haul ass.
Tell the boss you got pulled over for 106 in a 55.
That kinda speed impresses the boss so he doesn’t fire you for being late.
God I miss those bumper jacks and being 19 years old.
I see a birdhead grip for a Colt Peacemaker
Fucking right! It’s not like Dr Paul needs any help with his intellectual arguments but I’ll(and many others) be in line to whip someone’s ass if he’s getting harassed
