Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)
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(As a side note, Benelli’s aren’t particularly fast, anyone with any speed can easily outrun them. The hardest thing about this is slowing down and getting your timing right to keep it running.)
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Guess there’s the reason they renamed it Tinkerbell AFB…
Once upon a time that shit would be funny. Now it’s too close to reality.
My BIL was a firefighter.
15-20 years ago he told me story about a joke a friend and him pulled on naive boot firefighter.
He and another fire fighter were working out in the station gym and they saw the new guy coming in.
Quick they took up the doing anal positions as the new guy walked in the room.
The boots eyes bugged out and he turned around and left.
My comment to my BIL was nice story, he caught you huh?
Than it was a joke, now it’s more likely than not.
Lots of homo humor has been ruined by becoming reality.
Grandma, you don't have to sell me on the harlots thing! You had me at dick-gobbling.
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Well the truth be known, it is true, our son had to go uphill both ways, going and coming home from school.
The highest point in our parish is between our home and the Weston Community where the Weston High School is located, our son’s school. Thus, he had to go uphill both ways. He and his best friend would jog home from time to time just to see if they could do it. 6 miles mind you.
That's such bullshit.
We never had ice hooks like that.
And where in hell are the ice tigers and snow snakes we had to fend off.
My wife always puts a sweet potato om the kitchen window sill in the spring and the vines will grow 6" a day and get about 10' long
Range rules! Wear your eye protection FFS!
Got this 2 years ago as my retirement gift. 05, but pretty cherry inside and out. Been much more fun driving to Phoenix for a rifle match.
Looks red on the outside and tan on the inside. Maybe the camera doesn't represent the colors properly.
Some serious cordage, skills... an the snipers...just WOW... amazing display
Friends don't let friends drive drunk . They drive drunk together .
We thought this was funny as all get out . Drinking and driving and spouting this . Til we got the car stuck and the cops showed up . Guy driving had no license , a stutter and speech impediment . Cops didn't know what to make of him . They told me to drive home cuz I was the only one with a license . Still don't remember how we got home .
Getting a bit serious here, the best fun is not drinking but being the designated (and very sober) driver.
Watching drunken idiots (idiots because they are so drunk) make absolute fools out of themselves is a total blast. Far better than simply getting drunk. Its hard to drive from laughing so much
