Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[JJMoody]

Was at the Cody stampede last week and was surprised how many people had no idea what cowboys and tornadoes have in common-



Sooner or later, they’ll both end up in a trailer park.

 

[LuckyDuck]

Strangely enough- this reminds me of a lady I met a bar once...

-LD

 

[Gee Kay]

 

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[Ichi]

Smoke on the Water with it's four cord guitar riff came out in 72, the year I graduated high school, but this is the first time I ever understood the lyrics, thanks to the Closed Caption for old people on my computer.

Glad that I'm not the only one that has captions turned on. Driving with the windows down, loud music, motorcycles that shooting has taken it's toll on my hearing...

 

[Ichi]

Texas has some of the worst highway signs and lane markings. Many in places that you cannot see until the last second. Even on new construction. TXDOT is a bunch of clowns who design roads that they never drive on.

 

[Lawless]

I bought another 3rd gen. Zero rust which is the most important attribute……factory Elocker too

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Has a Sonoran Steel 1.2 kit. Needs a better alignment and better tires. Needs a good cleaning inside but it isn’t torn up. 3.4L and Aisin trans are BULLETPROOF.

 

[Lawless]

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My dog Jack was notorious for this! When he was old I would leave drinks for him on purpose so he could think he was slick Gosh I mis you buddy.

 

[Lawless]

NEVER trust WAZE!! It is a real hemorrhoid when dealing with the traveling public. I have had 53 foot trucks try and bypass a project on roads that they can not make the turns and have to be towed out backwards because of WAZE.

Waze isn’t designed for trucks. I’m sure it is problematic.

My office has drivers going all over the state daily and all use Waze for traveling (cars and vans) and it is great. The police warnings and rerouting for slowdowns is on point.

 

[Lawless]

I don’t expect many of you to recognize the other two……

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I saw Charlie at the Opry when he was 80. Incredible show and he tore the strings out of several fiddles.

 

[Lawless]

 

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[Lawless]

GenX

We did this in ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

 

[Threadcutter308]

 

[Lawless]

True story

There is a MF in my office about to find out.

 

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[Lawless]

@DarnYankeeUSMC will a rock fix it?

 

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[philly1010]

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[Fig]

I saw Charlie at the Opry when he was 80. Incredible show and he tore the strings out of several fiddles.

I saw CDB in 1993 at The Boat House (no bigger than a small bar, with a tiny stage, gone now) in Norfolk VA and stood about five feet from him the whole show. Tickets were $20. I have zero idea why he would have done a tiny, shit-hole venue like that, for almost no money, but it was incredible. One of the most amazing shows of my life.

 

[Lawless]

 

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[Mike Islander]

I don’t expect many of you to recognize the other two……

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Here's a covert shot of one from 2014. Actually he could see what I was doing and posed for me between downing multiple glasses of wine while sipping coffee.

 

[cas6969]

NEVER trust WAZE!! It is a real hemorrhoid when dealing with the traveling public. I have had 53 foot trucks try and bypass a project on roads that they can not make the turns and have to be towed out backwards because of WAZE.

You mean never trust truck drivers who don't know they're not supposed to use Waze.

I use to tease a couple guys at work about their leveling kits.
"If your truck needs a leveling kit, you don't need a truck."
I guess the same goes for UN-leveling kits.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Chicago last night? X35 or so?

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

@DarnYankeeUSMC will a rock fix it?

I'd put a Get Well balloon on it. It still has pressure so there's still a chance

Last year I had a customer call me about repairing a leak in the condensing unit. When I got there it was buried in bricks. The house was built in 1910 IIRC and the bricks on that side of the house had fallen from the house.

 

[diggler1833]

Posted on Facebook by my old lesbian aunt who has been a Socialist since her indoctrination in college in the 70s. I don’t engage her because it would be impossible to change her views on the evil Republicans
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I have found it easier to engage actually. Not because I posess the ability to speak slow enough, sign, or color correctly to get through to the mentally ill... It just saves me a bunch of money on Christmas cards each year.

 

[Mike Islander]

Posted on Facebook by my old lesbian aunt who has been a Socialist since her indoctrination in college in the 70s. I don’t engage her because it would be impossible to change her views on the evil Republicans
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"They" kill each other. "We" kill bad guys. Everyone wins.

 

[Reconnaissanceman]

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Probably has more to do with the mother.