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I wasn't lookin' to marry her.
You mean besides being fake and the bad acting?
(and the board stayed stuck to the tire all the way down the road? The internet sucks)
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c. Thanksgiving 1992... zipped a turkey neck into my Dockers at soon-to-be-ex-fiance's house in Buffalo.... Future ex Mother In Law walks in and has a conniption. Future ex-fiancee thinks it's hilarious... Future ex father-in-law almost had an infarction laughing.
But, hey... one way or another... didn't end well! ;-)
Sirhr
My young sons have entered the phase where they laugh about the words poop and butt. My wife has asked when they grow out of this phase… She didn’t like my answer
My guess is that they will both be applying for the Parris Island school of manners and manliness?
Sirhr
I shoot her if she looked like she was holding some dude’s balls…. That’s a crime.
She was a collaborator...
Stockholm Syndrome or shit like that. Shoot the bitch.
Sirhr
Any of you soul-scrubbers confirm this?
Whenever you say "poop" your lips imitate the motions of your asshole when you actually do poop.
The human body does amazing things.
Thank you,
MrSmith
The "woman", a.k.a. The Whore of Babylon, is not an actual person but rather an evil world system, controlled by the anti-christ in the last days ( 2nd half of the tribulation) before the return of Jesus.
Not what you wanted to hear, is it?
It ain't stupid if it works.............
Standard jumper cables #4awg, so good for 70-90amps. Barbed wire probaly #14 awg, good for 15-20 amps if copper. Steel is about 7-10 times more resistive than copper, so maybe good for 3-5 amps? Just a guess. Two strands, so maybe good for 10 amps.
Wire is going to get red pretty quick. Its going to be hot when you disconnect.
I suppose Ive seen worse ideas.
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