Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[sirhrmechanic]

Or the gbpse version.


Note: I do not drink coffee. I have never had coffee. I do not like the smell of coffee. I just like the authenticity/love of coffee that he shows in his videos.

My grinder was a gift but pretty sure it was $32 at Walmart. Doesn't mean it doesn't work.

But 'would' be great if my "Cost more than my first house by $17K" truck.. could actually power it... without tripping the breaker in a truck that cost as much as a WW2 %$$#&ig bomber!

We should have Moon Bases by now... instead we have a bunch of ass-pirates who can't agree that there are two genders.

Fucking retard clown-world!

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I tripped a breaker the other day too, my coffee pot wasn’t having it View attachment 8522907View attachment 8522908

Your coffee pot apparently is drawing more power than the Hanford Nuclear plant....

Hot damn... must be some amazing coffee to cause the entire grid in your area to go to brownout status to make some Cofeve. Must be some of that African Cat Turd Coffee....

I'd have expected better from you. You know... like 5 O'Clock Blend or Maxwell house. None of that faggy West Coast Coffee!

;-)

Sirhr

 

[Mike Casselton]

I tried to use 110v AC Plug in my Ram 3500 to run the tiny little coffee grinder... Guess what... It tripped the breaker.

The fucking Cummins Ram "Hey we offer you a 110VAC outlet in your truck.... " Can't run a tiny handheld %$#@ing coffee grinder! 110V means charging a laptop or maybe some kind of dildo or electric buttplug. But can't do a saw, a compressor, an electric drill... or even a teeny weenie little fucking coffee grinder! WTF...

So ended up with mortar and pestle. Worked great. Lit gas stove with a cigar lighter. All good there.

But pissed that my 1000 HP Ram (ghey-assed Greta-approved) can't even run a tiny little coffee grinder for the 30 seconds it takes to grind some beans.

Fuck modern vehicles!

Sirhr

Shoulda used the Bentley. Just sayin.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Shoulda used the Bentley. Just sayin.

Betting that if I try and plug in so
Much as a pair of Walkman headphones… it
Will explode…

And sold this week. Loved that car but the maintenance was appalling! I’ll stick with
My prewar stuff!

Sirhr

 

[Mike Casselton]

No... grinder is fine. The $90K Ram Cummins with its "Hey Look we have a 110v outlet on the dash".... Can't run a teeny-weeny little coffee grinder for a few moments to.... grind coffee!

Grinder is fine on a wall outlet. APPARENTLY... draws too much power for the outlet in a truck that cost $40K more than my first house.

GHEY!!!

Sirhr

My van laughs at you in fuck all this shit because I have 115vac at 15a and 12vdc at pretty much anything you can throw at it.

It ain't done yet, but it's getting there.

Oh, and I have a Dances with wolves style burr grinder if things go really south.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

My van laughs at you in fuck all this shit because I have 115vac at 15a and 12vdc at pretty much anything you can throw at it.

It ain't done yet, but it's getting there.

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Oh, and I have a Dances with wolves style burr grinder if things go really south.

Living in a van by the river… eh?

 

[Mike Casselton]

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Living in a van by the river… eh?

Not yet, but if things keep going this way. Yes, I too will live in a van down by the river.

Remember when that was a bad thing?

 

[Lawless]

My grinder was a gift but pretty sure it was $32 at Walmart. Doesn't mean it doesn't work.

But 'would' be great if my "Cost more than my first house by $17K" truck.. could actually power it... without tripping the breaker in a truck that cost as much as a WW2 %$$#&ig bomber!

We should have Moon Bases by now... instead we have a bunch of ass-pirates who can't agree that there are two genders.

Fucking retard clown-world!

Sirhr

My nephew owns a coffee company and he has convinced me about how the grinder influences the coffee. It’s a real thing but I ain’t paying $1000 plus for a home grinder like he has

His commercial grinder probably cost as much as a good used car.

 

[Thereaper1313]

Awesome evening feeding the flock and watching a storm roll in while cooking some real American cuisine

 

[Lawless]

Awesome evening feeding the flock and watching a storm roll in while cooking some real American cuisine
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Life.

You’re doing it right.

 

[Lawless]

 

[The D]

Awesome evening feeding the flock and watching a storm roll in while cooking some real American cuisine
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Awesome. Just awesome

And as much as I want a place in the country on a bit of land, we’re getting a little more serious about traveling almost full-time. My wife will take traveling nursing gigs and I’ll homeschool the kids.

But, something like this is still my dream

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[LeftyJason]

My nephew owns a coffee company and he has convinced me about how the grinder influences the coffee. It’s a real thing but I ain’t paying $1000 plus for a home grinder like he has

His commercial grinder probably cost as much as a good used car.

 

[oldshooterback]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Fort Tolukko - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

And, yes, this was designed by Marines? Why do you ask?

 

[Govt Mule]

https://1zpresso.coffee/j/

This is used to grind beans every morning for a pour-over cup of coffee. Most consistent grind I have found of every bean, every time. Not cheap for a hand grinder, but will never have to be replaced. Wide range of grinds, so you can use for whatever style you use for brewing.
Cheers

 

[oldshooterback]

This rather unusual looking device is an alternarive version of a scarecrow.It's used to scare away wildlife.

 

[EddieNFL]

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Fort Tolukko - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

And, yes, this was designed by Marines? Why do you ask?

Bullshit. Marines destroy, not create.

 

[Alphatreedog]

 

[LuckyDuck]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Bullshit. Marines destroy, not create.

"Designed by". Which means that they drew up a plan for a fort that would be difficult to conquer and the army said thank you and built it. There's a reason the army has forts and the Marines have camps.

 

[Lawless]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

"Designed by". Which means that they drew up a plan for a fort that would be difficult to conquer and the army said thank you and *erected* it. There's a reason the army has forts and the Marines have camps.

FIFY

 

[Lawless]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

This one is for @E. Bryant

Probably his truck!

Sirhr

 

[EddieNFL]

"Designed by". Which means that they drew up a plan for a fort that would be difficult to conquer and the army said thank you and built it. There's a reason the army has forts and the Marines have camps.

Pitching tents is simple?

 

[pmclaine]

My favorite coffee maker. View attachment 8522873View attachment 8522874

Not a percolator.

How does it work? Steam condensation dripping on the grounds?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Pitching tents is simple?

That’s why they have Seabees to do it ;-)

Sirhr

 

[EddieNFL]

That’s why they have Seabees to do it ;-)

Sirhr

Good point. Forget Seabees can read.

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[roostercogburn98]

I'd have expected better from you. You know... like 5 O'Clock Blend or Maxwell house. None of that faggy West Coast Coffee!

Pretty sure it was the BRC coffe that doomed my machine

 

[Mr.BR]

 

[The D]

That’s why they have Seabees to do it ;-)

Sirhr

Good point. Forget Seabees can read.

I know a Seabee. If he’s the intellectual one amongst you guys we’re fucked and it’s purely by the grace of God that we haven’t been taken over by a Girl Scout troop

He’s a really nice guy but he’s as dumb as a piece of toast

 

[whatsupdoc]

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[EddieNFL]

I know a Seabee. If he’s the intellectual one amongst you guys we’re fucked and it’s purely by the grace of God that we haven’t been taken over by a Girl Scout troop

He’s a really nice guy but he’s as dumb as a piece of toast

I have spent quite a bit of time with all branches and I can provide examples, both zero and enlisted that make Forrest Gump look intelligent.

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[JimTN]

 

[JimTN]

 

[JimTN]