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Back when I was 13-14 or so a farm pond would get too many carp in it and I would get a call. I'd put together a pop with shotgun powder and copper tubing. Toss it in the pond and set it off. Fish would float up and we would sit on the bank and shoot the carp with 22's. Since the pop was just smokeless and copper, therefore really mild, the nonshot fish would recover and swim back down, and we got rid of most of the carp.
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Elk camp. About 3 camp robbers/pinion jays flitting around. One guy goes to his pickup and comes back with a fishing rod, ties a slip loop in the line, lays it flat on the ground and puts a cracker in the center. We watch. One of the robbers flies down, grabs the cracker, he sets the loop around this birds leg and the fight is on. Just like landing a strong fish except it's happening 15 feet in the air in every direction. After about a minute the bird tires some and sets down. The guy puts on some gloves, carefully gets the loop off the bird and the bird takes his cracker to the limb and chows down. We laugh.
He lays the loop back out, re-crackers, and backs off. Same bird on the same limb watches the whole show. Sure enough, he flies down, grabs the cracker, gets looped and off he goes. This lasts about 10 seconds and the bird lands, guy gently removes the loop and the bird takes his cracker and back to the limb he goes.
He lays it out again. Same bird, same limb. He flies down, grabs the cracker, gets looped ... and lays right over on his side, on the ground, waiting to be let go with the cracker.
We quit going to the trouble of the fishing rod and just tossed the crackers in the air. We're trainable.
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MrSmith
But. I spent it on weapons and faggot influencers on forums…
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Nooooooo. Not the same.
Post 103583 is not the Rio Grande Gorge Bridge, despite what the original Facebook page says.
The RGG canyon is not that narrow, or steep sided and the bridge is different. And there are desert bighorn in the RGG.
and when they run out of fish and start starving they will wonder why. but don't worry UN will feed them with America's money.
back in the 50s DR P was not available in FL. think it got here in mid 70s (?) used to get 1 case (24 old time vol bottles-8oz?) 1x every other year on biannual trip to KY,IL. was allowed 1 a month.
white people call any carbonated drink "coke",black people call them "soda" down here anyway.
These guys are hanging out in the field behind my house. Trumpeter Swans. They aren't common in my area. Took me a minute to figure out what they were .
Today someone can tape a banana to the wall and get a big payday. Think of the time it took to do this and you dont get to make mistakes. I wonder what he got paid for this?
Yeah, I remember when life was tough.
They look like Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner.
Nah, nah it's not. Coke is generally referred to as Cocola, as in " Ah think ah'l get me nuther Cocola.
Being of a prune juice base Dr. P has kept large portions of the south regular for many years.
could there be a "New Sheriff in town."? The2025 Mack Pick Up. Wish they'd shown the interior.
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They're all gone now, but what a bunch of men. All of them.
Oh crap... the news just reported that DOGE is now coming after all of us who didn't pay for our Columbia House CD's back in the 1990's.
We're all screwed!!!
Sirhr
We're all screwed!!!
Sirhr
You know what they say about old truckers, right?
Old truckers never die...they just get another peter built."
I just finished reading an absolutely superb book called Bombing Hitler's Hometown. About the last large-formation bomber raid of WW2 on Linz, Austria.
Just days before the surrender. But Linz was a really dangerous place because the Germans kept concentrating their AAA in a tighter pocket.
The author researched the crews brilliantly... a lot of first person interviews over something like 20 years. One of the best-researched WW2 books I've read.
It's a really amazing read because it is so 'people-centric.'
And a lot of these guys were pretty much sure they had survived the ETO. Some might have gone to the Pacific.
What was the quote from John Kerry (weasel) in his Senate Testimony in the late '60's? "How do you ask someone to be the last man to die in a war?" It was from a weasel... but it was a poignent question. That these guys had to live.
The author was an Agency targeting analyst... now retired. And he has a gift for prose. The book is on Amazon and is utterly worthy if you are looking for a great read!
Cheers,
Sirhr
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