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Europe is going to be bloody again eventually
Was doing some inspections on the side for a small town gas system because their regular gas guy had retired. I found a meter running and the house was shut off. I found a T underground that connected to pvc and ran to the neighbors house then another T that connected to a water hoses then back to pvc then galvanized pipe and back to a water hose again. He was supplying gas to 3 houses off this one meter. I’m sure he was collecting some sort of payment for this service.
Now if only Macron's "wife" had the "balls" to follow suit, he wouldn't be in this mess...
THats more a 55 gallon drum.
So is that a single, or double, would? Or would it be 'wood'? I'm so confused.
I love how so many engineers are just big kids at heart! 
From a post on Facebook
Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(And I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note: These are all numbered #1 on purpose!
1. All men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. Men are not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1.. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine . . . really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as science and technology, football, or motor sports.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.. But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
LIKE this viral Facebook page, because you'll want to keep up with what The Easy Cajun has to say ;-)
Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(And I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note: These are all numbered #1 on purpose!
1. All men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. Men are not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1.. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine . . . really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as science and technology, football, or motor sports.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.. But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
LIKE this viral Facebook page, because you'll want to keep up with what The Easy Cajun has to say ;-)
