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I thought these were Internet made up things…

Nope! For real!

At Dinosaur Monument!

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Went to a funeral for a young man who committed suicide by eating a pistol. Small town so everyone showed up. The pianist who was playing before the ceremony, as the crowd came in and got seated, was playing “Sky HIgh”. One of those songs, that everyone knows but only knows one line: “…You’ve blown it all Sky HIgh..” Must have played that one song for 20 minutes.
 
Went to a funeral for a young man who committed suicide by eating a pistol. Small town so everyone showed up. The pianist who was playing before the ceremony, as the crowd came in and got seated, was playing “Sky HIgh”. One of those songs, that everyone knows but only knows one line: “…You’ve blown it all Sky HIgh..” Must have played that one song for 20 minutes.

At least he didn’t play “Happiness is a Warm Gun…”. “Janie’s Got a Gun” or “Gimme Back My Bullets”

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Childhood flashback. Neighbor in her suburban rear ended an older truck. Huge medical bills as their heads shattered the pick ups rear window.

People don't speak about whiplash now that we have things like seat belt actuators and headrests that can move forward during impact.

If I do buy an old car, I will ruin the lines with at least more modern seats


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