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I've hunted San Carlos for quail, but the elk prices are insane. You also have to hire a local Indian guide too I think. Pretty sure elk back in 2014 was $20k starting and the point system raised the price. Everything had an extra price tag there except for upland bird. Pretty cool area though. Wild horses, oak trees, desert to mountains. We found some old horse shoes dated 1853 with the makers initials and several things from the late 1800's.
 
From what I have been told the weekdays are the best time to go there. The weekend it's crowded with pirates, Judas Priest dressers and power rangers.
I've avoided it and will never ride it. There's way too many better places to ride around here.
I didn’t have anyone in front of me on my way to Deal’s Gap, that was awesome. The best thing about that stretch of highway is that there aren’t any intersections so you don’t have to worry about someone pulling out in front of you. You do have to worry about bears though…
 
I didn’t have anyone in front of me on my way to Deal’s Gap, that was awesome. The best thing about that stretch of highway is that there aren’t any intersections so you don’t have to worry about someone pulling out in front of you. You do have to worry about bears though…
When you finish riding deals gap, hand a left and head out to the Cherohala Skyway. I went long ago and it is beautiful And empty. It may have changed now that deals gap has become the Walmart of mountain roads. It was really nice before the little gas station started printing t-shirts that caused the word to get out in our little secret road.
 
That's pretty odd considering the handles have to be rotated while attached to the receptacle, then the valve can be opened.
You can't remove the hose until the valve is closed, then the handles can rotate for removal.

Just sayin
Guy caught fuel in the eyes (you can see him wiping at his face); he could give a fk all about what's going on, until he gets the fuel out of his eyes.
 
Guy caught fuel in the eyes (you can see him wiping at his face); he could give a fk all about what's going on, until he gets the fuel out of his eyes.

Spent 21 active duty years working aircraft fuel systems on many different airframes.
Getting fuel on me and in my eyes happened all the time.
Goggles work for the guys refueling and defueling aircraft. (Different job than mine)
They don't work for the guy stuck in confined spaces fixing the aircraft.

So yeah, I have a slight understanding of how fuel in the eyes feels.

Either way, there had to have been more than one thing fucked up to allow that to happen.

I'd love to see the entire video.


About getting the fuel out of his eyes, an eyewash doesn't get it out, it merely dilutes it.

Short of using Dawn and many, many washes, it'll be there for a couple of days.


The best thing was Dawn washouts followed by a good swim in a low chlorine pool.
Hydraulic fluid wasn't half as bad. Coolanol was easy.
 
I didn’t have anyone in front of me on my way to Deal’s Gap, that was awesome. The best thing about that stretch of highway is that there aren’t any intersections so you don’t have to worry about someone pulling out in front of you. You do have to worry about bears though…

@The D,

How about the oncoming peckerwoods that can't maintain lane control?

Keith
 
@The D,

How about the oncoming peckerwoods that can't maintain lane control?

Keith
That place can be a yard sale. I've seen everything from bikers hiking themselves up from being down in a wash, to Beemers slid into the side of a hill. Note the parts tree at Deal's.

I live just off of 129. Stay away on weekends and warm summer weekdays unless you just got to.

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I didn’t have anyone in front of me on my way to Deal’s Gap, that was awesome. The best thing about that stretch of highway is that there aren’t any intersections so you don’t have to worry about someone pulling out in front of you. You do have to worry about bears though…
You should buy a lotto ticket, cause that's as rare as rocking horse shit.
When you finish riding deals gap, hand a left and head out to the Cherohala Skyway. I went long ago and it is beautiful And empty. It may have changed now that deals gap has become the Walmart of mountain roads. It was really nice before the little gas station started printing t-shirts that caused the word to get out in our little secret road.
It's a LOT more popular these days. Especially during leaf looker season. Wasn't really the Deals Gap Resort selling T Shirts that did it. It was the photographers up there posting every damn good road on the internet. Once word got out on the interwebs, it's been a mess ever since. Comepletely ruined our little road that was very much like the 9 mile stretch from the store to the overlook at the gap, but we had a 55mph speed limit. Once the protographers gave it a name, you couldn't get a lap in on the weekends without the pirates and other bullshit clogging it up. It got to the point I wouldn't even tell our groups that came down here a couple times a year about some of our roads, just so we'd have something to ride on weekends.
 
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Spent 21 active duty years working aircraft fuel systems on many different airframes.
Getting fuel on me and in my eyes happened all the time.
Goggles work for the guys refueling and defueling aircraft. (Different job than mine)
They don't work for the guy stuck in confined spaces fixing the aircraft.

So yeah, I have a slight understanding of how fuel in the eyes feels.

Either way, there had to have been more than one thing fucked up to allow that to happen.

I'd love to see the entire video.


About getting the fuel out of his eyes, an eyewash doesn't get it out, it merely dilutes it.

Short of using Dawn and many, many washes, it'll be there for a couple of days.


The best thing was Dawn washouts followed by a good swim in a low chlorine pool.
Hydraulic fluid wasn't half as bad. Coolanol was easy.
I think the worst thing I've ever had in my eyes was B12 chemtool carb cleaner. I thought my eyeball was going to melt out of my head.
 
Never get past Hippa

I don't care if one does "drugs" as an elected clown.

Many folks like pharmaceutical quality drugs.... like coke and meth- you must have ADHD

Can't "sleep" - we have drugs for that as well



If we drug test - it has to be for all
Legal and RX and criminal drugs
 
Like most all women she has more boots and shoes she could ever wear in five lifetimes
I guess my wife is different. I can't get her to buy decent shoes, she figures if they're over $20, she paid too much. She finally broke down and bought a pair of Hey Dudes at my daughter's insistence, and only because they were 60% off. She wears them constantly now because they are way more comfortable than the crap $15 sneakers she was wearing and I threw in the trash. She won't buy herself clothes, either, unless they are seriously marked down or from Ross or a second hand store. She's just frugal by nature, and I love her for it. She gets mad (but secretly happy) if I buy her jewelry, etc. it's one of the many reasons we've been happily married for going on 33 years.
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Pic rules: on the road between Ouray and Silverton.
 
Standing 30 feet behind that bull?

Sirhr
5 feet. That's honestly the biggest Bull I've ever seen. That dentist probably has the smallest penis imaginable, but he didn't post a pic of that... I could dream of harvesting something like that, but the moment you start charging by the point, I think " this is fucking gay". and I drop out.
 
Never get past Hippa

I don't care if one does "drugs" as an elected clown.

Many folks like pharmaceutical quality drugs.... like coke and meth- you must have ADHD

Can't "sleep" - we have drugs for that as well


If we drug test - it has to be for all
Legal and RX and criminal drugs
Alcohol and tobacco.
 
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Never get past Hippa

I don't care if one does "drugs" as an elected clown.

Many folks like pharmaceutical quality drugs.... like coke and meth- you must have ADHD

Can't "sleep" - we have drugs for that as well



If we drug test - it has to be for all
Legal and RX and criminal drugs
i have had to take drug tests for the last 5 jobs i have had, going back over 30+ years.
i don't think criminals should hold office unless they are arrested, prosecuted and serve their time.

speaking of pharma quality drugs, i met* tony protopappas, a dentist hooked on medical grade cocaine, that killed people back in the 80s.
* before he was a cokehead murderer. he took ansel adams photography workshops with my dad.
 
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Hose failure? Looks like something dangling from wing where he was hooking up.

Can't speak for the airline ground crew, but the USAF POL guys inspected their hoses daily and they had a use life.
The way it was spraying, it wasn't an open end, so yeah, maybe something broke.