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Maggie’s Gay bar next to ground zero mosqe

Møønlight

Møønlight

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#1
My sister sent me some funny name's for this club. I colored my favorite's.

<span style="font-style: italic">There is a move afoot to counter the mosque that might be built a hundred yards from Ground Zero by opening a gay barnext to it that caters to Muslims. One act of tolerance deserves another, right?</span>

<span style="font-weight: bold">Among the names suggested for the new gay bar have been:</span>
Turban Cowboys
Suspicious Packages
Submission
Outfidels
Brokeback Mecca
Très Sheik
Infidelicious
Shake your Shi'a
The Camel's Hump
Allah's Closet
The Pink Crescent
The Queeran
JiHot!
The Sphinx's Sphincter
<span style="color: #FF0000">Ram-a-Dan</span>
Turbinatrix
Lady Agha
Al-Gay-Da
Religion of Piece
Allah Cock Bar
Yassir That's My Booty
<span style="color: #FF0000">I-Slam</span>
Homohammed's
The Ba'ath House
House of Saudomy
The Circle Turk
You Mecca Me Hot
<span style="color: #FF0000">The Lonesome Camel</span>
Mecca and My Weena
We Put the Ass in Madrassa
Sandjobs
Osama's Been Ridden
The Holy City of Me-Cum
I Dream of Weenie
Talibuns
Ground Queero

<span style="font-weight: bold">These were a few of my name's for this place:</span>
In-fun-dale's
In-fun-Tail's
lamb'chops'r'us
O'boom'yu's
Hez-ballz-deep-in-ya
Jizz-Hot!
<span style="color: #FF0000">Allah-ass-man!</span>
Allah-Back-Bar
Slam'in Mo'ham-in's
Camel Jockie's
Sandjock's
allah-ta-saudi-me
The Queer'end
Lonely Lamb's

MS
 
#5
Re: Gay bar next to ground zero mosqe

Bleg! Someone beat me to it! Oh well, I will add my addition to that post
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MS
 
#11
Re: Gay bar next to ground zero mosqe

I also, wouldn't mind seeing a sausage factory on the otherside. MMMMMMMMMMMM the smell of all that delicous sauage coming through the windows. Though, I'm sure the name would confuse some.
 
#12
Re: Gay bar next to ground zero mosqe

This reminds me a little bit of something we did in school. We had a kite fighting competition, which is a tradition in Afghanistan. One of the team name's was 7th Mod Jihad. Mods were just the word we used for period.
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lol We had kids dressed up in turbans and beards, but the assistant principal made them take off parts of their costumes. I thought it was hilarious.
 
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