Maggie’s Get me a beer before it starts

shoot4fun

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  • Oct 27, 2003
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    Came home yesterday, piled up in the Lazy By, looked at the wife and said "quick, get me a beer before it starts!". Drank it and again repeated "quick, get me a beer before it starts!". Drank it and again repeated the command. This time I hear "Now you wait just a damn minute!".
    I said..........
    "Oh shit, it's started!"