Get some of these!

[Llatikcuf]

Flip flops.

 

[Salinas]

You think Biden has the reflexes to dodge a shoe? No way. It'd knock him down, no doubt

He would lean into it and think it was a sign from his dead marine son that never existed.

 

[Milf Dots]

Flip flops, sandals, Birkenstocks, are all at least half queer. If yer gonna wear em, don't wear em beyond the pool area, porch, or beach.

 

[EddieNFL]

Flip flops, sandals, Birkenstocks, are all at least half queer. If yer gonna wear em, don't wear em beyond the pool area, porch, or beach.

What style shorts do you recommend? T-shirts or polo? Don't want you mistaking me for a potential one-night stand.

 

[Tokay444]

No.

 

[JoshPutman]

Flip flops, sandals, Birkenstocks, are all at least half queer. If yer gonna wear em, don't wear em beyond the pool area, porch, or beach.

And for Christ's sake don't wear em with socks!