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Greatest Kid Ever, maybe?

Minx

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Jul 1, 2010
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Today, I heard my nephew calling for me. He was in the bathroom so I went in. The first thing he told me was, "I kicked open the door." "Oh did you?" I replied. "Yeah," he said, "cause that's what soldiers do."

And here's another one that happened this morning. I was singing my nephew a song and he said, "Stop it." I said, "But Christian, I made that song up for you, babe." He said, "Well, I don't care." So I replied, "Well, my feelings are hurt." And the baby said, "You're feelings don't hurt, you're just a girl." LOL! The things that come out of his mouth. Only three and he's already figured out how to treat women, lol.