Maggie’s Help Me find My Wife

[Duc]

I was in Lowe's the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart.

I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.

I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair,
big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white
shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

Us old guys are helpful like that.

 

[ubet]

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Thats great

 

[swarrick]

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Even my wife laughed at that one.

 

[hunter223]

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Sounds like my girlfriend 'cept not dressed like a skank lol

 

[trob]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: hunter223</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Sounds like my girlfriend 'cept not dressed like a skank lol </div></div>

proooove it......

 

[bigwheeler]

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Good one, my wife laughed too.

 

[AXEMAN]

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the new new guy in the neighborhood was leaning on the fence talking to his new neighbor. he looked up and said "crap, here comes my wife and the gal i have been screwing, and they are talking with eachother" the neighbor looks up the street, pauses and turns to the new guy and says "damn, you took the words right out of my mouth"

 

[shoot4fun]

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I came home the other night and there was a guy running down my street naked. When I asked what the hell was going on he said "You came home early!"

I got in a taxi the other night and said "take me somewhere I can get some action." He took me to my house!

Man I miss Rodney Dangerfield!

 

[AXEMAN]

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yeah i got no luck with the ladies. why the other day my wife met me at the door in a see thru negligee. the only problem was she was coming home.

some dog i got too. we call hin Egypt. yeah in every room he leaves a pyramid

my wifes jealousy is getting ridiculous. the other day she looked at the calendar and wanted to know who May was

miss ya Rodney

 

[maxposner]

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Jealousy? My girl is so jealous, she doesn't like me to look at her old pictures.