Henry returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has
> told him that he has only 24 hours to live.
> Given the prognosis, Henry
> asks his wife for sex.
> Naturally, she agrees, so
> they make love.
> About 6 hours later, the
> husband goes to his wife and says,
> 'Honey, you know I now have
> only 18 hours to live.
> Could we please do it one
> more time?'
> Of course, the wife agrees,
> and they do it again.
> Later, as the man gets into
> bed, he looks at his watch
> and realizes that he now has
> only 8 hours left.
> He touches his wife's
> shoulder and asks,
> 'Honey, please... just one
> more time before I die.'
> She says, 'Of course, Dear,'
> and they make love for the third time.
> After this session, the wife
> rolls over and falls to sleep.
> Morris, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns,
> until he's down to 4 more hours.
> He taps his wife, who rouses.
> 'Honey, I have only 4 more hours.
> Do you think we
> could...'
> At this point the wife sits
> up and says, 'Listen Henry, enough is enough I have to get up in the
> morning... you don't.
> told him that he has only 24 hours to live.
> Given the prognosis, Henry
> asks his wife for sex.
> Naturally, she agrees, so
> they make love.
> About 6 hours later, the
> husband goes to his wife and says,
> 'Honey, you know I now have
> only 18 hours to live.
> Could we please do it one
> more time?'
> Of course, the wife agrees,
> and they do it again.
> Later, as the man gets into
> bed, he looks at his watch
> and realizes that he now has
> only 8 hours left.
> He touches his wife's
> shoulder and asks,
> 'Honey, please... just one
> more time before I die.'
> She says, 'Of course, Dear,'
> and they make love for the third time.
> After this session, the wife
> rolls over and falls to sleep.
> Morris, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns,
> until he's down to 4 more hours.
> He taps his wife, who rouses.
> 'Honey, I have only 4 more hours.
> Do you think we
> could...'
> At this point the wife sits
> up and says, 'Listen Henry, enough is enough I have to get up in the
> morning... you don't.
