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Hey guys, what’s my shotgun worth?

Bender

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  • Feb 12, 2014
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    Cheyenne WY.
    I’m looking for fair market value.

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    I'll give you a buck two ninety eight for the rifle and a bottle of eyebleach for the rhino horns.
     
    Trade for itraconazole?
    I looked into that fo my funky assed toe fungus, Doc says you have to have a blood test before, take it for 5 weeks, and other blood test and 6 more weeks. $1500.

    I went home, took some pliers, jerked the nail off, kept the exposed part swathed in Tea Tree Oil, and it cleared right up.
     
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    Okay okay, I’ve got a few good ones. Here goes.

    We all had a sneaking suspicion that bender was a troll. We now have proof

    -or-

    Hey bender, can you snag me a few lake trout or bass the next time you’re out? I’ll trade you a rabbit and you can pick it apart on one of my fence posts. Thanks a bunch, bruh
     
    Okay okay, I’ve got a few good ones. Here goes.

    We all had a sneaking suspicion that bender was a troll. We now have proof

    -or-

    Hey bender, can you snag me a few lake trout or bass the next time you’re out? I’ll trade you a rabbit and you can pick it apart on one of my fence posts. Thanks a bunch, bruh

    Would you just shut the fuck up and disappear? Seriously. Just STFU and disappear!
     
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    Just imagine the size of the canker sores you would get on your lips after sucking on those toes. Shouldn't this be in the Foot Fetish Forum ?