Maggie’s Holy shit !!!! my dog........

[Sendero_Man]

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

He has his food prepared for him.

He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.

His meals are provided at no cost to him.

He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise

For this He pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.

He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep.

If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.

He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,










Holy Shit, my dog is a democrat!

 

[JLM]

Re: Holy shit !!!! my dog........

Amen...

 

[Texgal_338]

Re: Holy shit !!!! my dog........

LOL Sm and they call dogs and cats DUMB animals

 

[Onemoretime]

Re: Holy shit !!!! my dog........

I was thinking.... your dog is our president.

 

[KUSA]

Re: Holy shit !!!! my dog........

Your dog isn't a democrat. If he was he would have voted for someone to forcefully persuade you to do these things for him.

 

[Dave-O]

Re: Holy shit !!!! my dog........

So, Who trained Who?

 

[The Mechanic]

Re: Holy shit !!!! my dog........

If you kick him or get mad at him 1 hour later he still loves you. If you locked him in your trunk for 4 hours and opened it he would be glad to see you Would your wife do that? Mine wouldn't. In the darkest night would he attack anyone who came into your house regardless of his own personal safety? When you feel like crap a dog knows and tries to make things better. Would you jump into freezing water and hold a dead duck in your mouth and run back to give it to him? Just sayin'

 

[The Mechanic]

Re: Holy shit !!!! my dog........

And as of today will run in front of a leaping cougar to save your kids life?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34701355/ns/today-today_people/

 

[FARGO]

Re: Holy shit !!!! my dog........

LOL...

 

[jasonk]

Re: Holy shit !!!! my dog........

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: The Mechanic</div><div class="ubbcode-body">And as of today will run in front of a leaping cougar to save your kids life?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34701355/ns/today-today_people/ </div></div>

That's one hell of a dog!!

 

[fx77]

Re: Holy shit !!!! my dog........

Brings tears to my eyes..great friend that dog

 

[wnroscoe]

Re: Holy shit !!!! my dog........

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Sendero_Man</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Holy Shit, my dog is a democrat!

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I was thinking the same thing as I was reading, gotta love our dogs.

 

[shooter65]

Re: Holy shit !!!! my dog........

maybe he is....



<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Onemoretime</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I was thinking.... your dog is our president. </div></div>

 

[vinnieb]

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This sure is making it's rounds. I got this from alot of people in e-mail the last week. First thought in my head was a liberal.

 

[Jon Lester]

Re: Holy shit !!!! my dog........

I refuse to relate my dog.......heck any dog ..to a democrat!!!!!!!!!

I think way too much of dogs!

 

[desertHK]

Re: Holy shit !!!! my dog........

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jon Lester</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I refuse to relate my dog.......heck any dog ..to a democrat!!!!!!!!!

I think way too much of dogs! </div></div>

Amen to that.

 

[lanwickum]

Re: Holy shit !!!! my dog........

what sets dogs appart from the dems and liberals is the respect and graditude you get for doing those things for the dog. The dems and liberals just expect it.

Now a cat, they are much more like a dem or liberal. I shoot cats when given the chance.

 

[strick9]

Re: Holy shit !!!! my dog........

yep.

 

[doc76251]

Re: Holy shit !!!! my dog........

Bwaaaahhhhaaahaaahahaah,

I think dogs are reincarnated Republicans as they still have the moral fiber to be grateful and responsive. They are just taking a well earned break from providing for all the leaches of society.

Cats on the other hand..................

Cheers,

Doc

 

[Former0302]

Re: Holy shit !!!! my dog........

Dogs work. You'll never see a cat in a squad car with an officer, retrieving a duck from near freezing water, or guarding your property.

The cats are the Dems...they're aloof and think they're smarter than anything else in the house, their relationship with you is only on their terms, they never feel guilty for F'ing up the furniture and will look at you as if to say "it's your fault for buying it and putting it here in the first place idiot," and they'll shit in your shoe the first chance they can get.