Home urine analysis. This won't go bad.

[Jefe's Dope]

Withings | U-Scan

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Welcome to a new era for urinalysis

With more than 3000 metabolites, urine is an extraordinary witness to our health. It gives an immediate snapshot of the body’s balance and can help detect and monitor a large variety of health information. While urinalysis is typically performed only once a year, U-Scan opens the door to regular access to these metrics from the comfort and privacy of one’s own bathroom.

 

[Maggot]

I wonder if it sends your DNA back to the lab.

 

[Salad_shooter]

Dr. fauci has been doing this for years.

He gets down on his knees and has the patient piss in his mouth.

The most likely diagnoses is either covid or aids depending on the decade the test was administered

 

[iceng]

Go away shill. Reported.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Wow. A glowie joins and tells us how to act in the pit using AI. Talk about fucked up times. I can't believe that fauxchi used tax money to hire shills for this.

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

I came across this thread and just wanted to refresh it with my 2 cents. It is important to maintain a respectful and appropriate discourse on forums and avoid making derogatory comments. Additionally, it is important to prioritize safety and hygiene by using disposable latex gloves when handling bodily fluids. You can find a variety of options for disposable latex gloves at https://harmonycr.com/latex-gloves/. Let's focus on constructive and informative discussions on this forum.

Joins the forum to comment about an at home urinalysis kit.

WTF

 

[AngryKoala]

I came across this thread and just wanted to refresh it with my 2 cents. It is important to maintain a respectful and appropriate discourse on forums and avoid making derogatory comments. Additionally, it is important to prioritize safety and hygiene by using disposable latex gloves when handling bodily fluids. You can find a variety of options for disposable latex gloves at https://harmonycr.com/latex-gloves/. Let's focus on constructive and informative discussions on this forum.

At least offer nitrile...not even a good shill.

 

[whatsupdoc]

I came across this thread and just wanted to refresh it with my 2 cents. It is important to maintain a respectful and appropriate discourse on forums and avoid making derogatory comments. Additionally, it is important to prioritize safety and hygiene by using disposable latex gloves when handling bodily fluids. You can find a variety of options for disposable latex gloves at https://harmonycr.com/latex-gloves/. Let's focus on constructive and informative discussions on this forum.

Welcome and go fuck yourself.

 

[diggler1833]

I came across this thread and just wanted to refresh it with my 2 cents. It is important to maintain a respectful and appropriate discourse on forums and avoid making derogatory comments. Additionally, it is important to prioritize safety and hygiene by using disposable latex gloves when handling bodily fluids. You can find a variety of options for disposable latex gloves at https://harmonycr.com/latex-gloves/. Let's focus on constructive and informative discussions on this forum.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Wow. A glowie joins and tells us how to act in the pit using AI. Talk about fucked up times. I can't believe that fauxchi used tax money to hire shills for this.

That avatar absolutely looks like the Glowie is a sperm burper.

Sirhr

 

[diggler1833]

Now to be a tad more constructive:

When I did my annual physical with the VA, they did a urinalysis as well as collected about 6 vials of my blood. A week later I sat down with the doc...

He handed me all of my results of my tests. The first frigging thing on there were "0" results next to about every type of illegal narcotic out there. I joked about how I was glad that I had no THC or cocaine in my blood, and the doc deflected.

Pissed, I called a buddy from my first enlistment who now has a moderately high position in the IL VA system. Sure as shit...they test you for drugs without letting you know...and they keep records "in case you need treatment at a facility to get clean".

Next time I'm going to rub one out in their cup.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

That avatar absolutely looks like the Glowie is a sperm burper.

Sirhr

Patchouli for the win

 

[7.62willdo]

In

 

[JR_77]

I came across this thread and just wanted to refresh it with my 2 cents. It is important to maintain a respectful and appropriate discourse on forums and avoid making derogatory comments. Additionally, it is important to prioritize safety and hygiene by using disposable latex gloves when handling bodily fluids. You can find a variety of options for disposable latex gloves at https://harmonycr.com/latex-gloves/. Let's focus on constructive and informative discussions on this forum.

 

[hollowoutadime]

I came across this thread and just wanted to refresh it with my 2 cents. It is important to maintain a respectful and appropriate discourse on forums and avoid making derogatory comments. Additionally, it is important to prioritize safety and hygiene by using disposable latex gloves when handling bodily fluids. You can find a variety of options for disposable latex gloves at https://harmonycr.com/latex-gloves/. Let's focus on constructive and informative discussions on this forum.

Come over to my house for a urine sample. Bring the company car.

 

[ewoaf]

That's exactly the profile picture I'd choose if I was a triple vaxed cuck trying to imagine what a man looked like.

 

[Bender]

I came across this thread and just wanted to refresh it with my 2 cents. It is important to maintain a respectful and appropriate discourse on forums and avoid making derogatory comments. Additionally, it is important to prioritize safety and hygiene by using disposable latex gloves when handling bodily fluids. You can find a variety of options for disposable latex gloves at https://harmonycr.com/latex-gloves/. Let's focus on constructive and informative discussions on this forum.

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[Doc68]

I came across this thread and just wanted to refresh it with my 2 cents. It is important to maintain a respectful and appropriate discourse on forums and avoid making derogatory comments. Additionally, it is important to prioritize safety and hygiene by using disposable latex gloves when handling bodily fluids. You can find a variety of options for disposable latex gloves at https://harmonycr.com/latex-gloves/. Let's focus on constructive and informative discussions on this forum.

Who the fuck are you glownigger......you sounds like a faggot and vaccinated with all the boosters.....go fuck off.....

Doc

 

[iceng]

That's exactly the profile picture I'd choose if I was a triple vaxed cuck trying to imagine what a man looked like.

Triple vaxxed ?? Those are rookie numbers. Gotta pump those numbers up !