Houston's got a major problem

Believe this or not, when working in Seattle I lived in North Bend. We had a squirrel doing some damage so while at work the wife called someone to take care of it and she told them I was going to shoot the little bastard, persons response was " don't do that they're protected and it's illegal to do so". She told me I couldn't do it and I promptly got the pellet gun out and it never did return....
 
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All part of the Communist take over plan... Create several government offices related to this "problem", write a Federal Grant request and then spend that Federal money, create a special disposal plan that requires the building of a new cremation facility. Of course the facility will require round the clock, armed, security guards. The ashes will be required to be stored at a special waste facility that should be at least 100 acres in size (for future use)...... Your tax dollars at work.

The other option, similar to Portland and the homeless issue.... Home owners will be required to build and maintain a "Squirrel Refuge" on their property. All related expenses will be paid for by the home owner. This will include food, water, sanitation and possibly electricity. All to be inspected annually by a newly appointed Texas marshal. Bet those old Texas Ranger's are turning over in their grave...

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Daddy wake up! We're going to Texas! There is a bitch ass squirrel there that needs killing'!