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Maggie’s How I learned to mind my own business

High Binder

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How I learned to mind my own business

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,

And all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13.'

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.....

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'
 
Re: How I learned to mind my own business

Another mind your own business story.

Little Johnny (LJ)is sitting on a park bench eating all kinds of candy and drinking lots of soda.

Next to him an old man (OM) said " you know kid, if you eat like that you won't live to be an old man like me."

LJ: My grandfather lived to be 102 years old.

OM: Did he eat all that junk food?

LJ: No sir, he learnt to mind his own fucking business.