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How to catch a liar. Stolen Valor LMAOOOOOO

I can see I hold rank over all of you turds.

I'm an Air Force EOD, Special Ops, Master Chief Petty Officer, Major.

I have 2+ years of service and am in line for a Brigadier General's position if my bridge team wins the next tournament.
One Grape Nehi for the Corporal Captain!



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Everyone knows only North Korea has "Armored Infantry for the Coast Guard". That's where you slap a tank turret on your patrol boat.
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Is this still available? Is this Dennis Rodman's yacht?:cool:
 
As I dabble in trolling, I stand in awe of this masterpiece. I wanna make my own to catch morons


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WRONG. That is the freeze-scenery button. It freezes everybody and everything in the area so time stops and only you can move and run at a regular speed. Excellent for launching one-man ambushes and allows you to get out of artillery barrages and airstrikes unscathed, but it drains your health meter incredibly fast.
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My father was a pilot in the cavalry. He always said "yeah they took me out to the stables, handed me a shovel and said "pile it!"

I was in the Salvation Navy marching band, but even I know that's the malfunction button. You push and hold it when you want your rifle to stop work. That said, it doesn't get used much.
 
I am new to Valor Theft operations. Can someone explain the difference between "regular semi-auto" and "overlapping-auto" in the post by War Path quoted in the OP? Thanks.

''Overlapping-auto'' in action ,one shot for every 2 rounds in the magazine and overlap of ejected spent cases and live rounds.
 
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