How to prevent a rape
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Re: How to prevent a rape
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TheSmokeRolls</div><div class="ubbcode-body">She had things well in hand.
Hahahaha!
...SmokeRolls</div></div> Ding ding ding! We have a winner! Hahaha!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TheSmokeRolls</div><div class="ubbcode-body">She had things well in hand.
Hahahaha!
...SmokeRolls</div></div> Ding ding ding! We have a winner! Hahaha!
Re: How to prevent a rape
*Note taken from this badass lady.
or she could have been wearing one of these puppies.
*Note taken from this badass lady.
or she could have been wearing one of these puppies.
Re: How to prevent a rape
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Minx</div><div class="ubbcode-body">*Note taken from this badass lady.
or she could have been wearing one of these puppies.
</div></div>
What the fuh?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Minx</div><div class="ubbcode-body">*Note taken from this badass lady.
or she could have been wearing one of these puppies.
What the fuh?
Re: How to prevent a rape
Geez, I miss Mike Royko. He was always a great read. Reading newspapers has not been nearly as interesting since the passing of Mike Royko and Louis Grizzard.
Geez, I miss Mike Royko. He was always a great read. Reading newspapers has not been nearly as interesting since the passing of Mike Royko and Louis Grizzard.
Re: How to prevent a rape
"Gave it a yank" Hahaha, probably looked like she was trying to start a chainsaw.
"It was a difficult process because he kept collapsing to the floor and she kept hauling him back to his feet." I bet that guy is still cross-eyed and sounds like Michael Jackson.
"Gave it a yank" Hahaha, probably looked like she was trying to start a chainsaw.
"It was a difficult process because he kept collapsing to the floor and she kept hauling him back to his feet." I bet that guy is still cross-eyed and sounds like Michael Jackson.
Re: How to prevent a rape
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 168BTHPM</div><div class="ubbcode-body">"Gave it a yank" Hahaha, probably looked like she was trying to start a chainsaw.
"It was a difficult process because he kept collapsing to the floor and she kept hauling him back to his feet." I bet that guy is still cross-eyed and sounds like Michael Jackson. </div></div>
Haha! Awesome.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 168BTHPM</div><div class="ubbcode-body">"Gave it a yank" Hahaha, probably looked like she was trying to start a chainsaw.
"It was a difficult process because he kept collapsing to the floor and she kept hauling him back to his feet." I bet that guy is still cross-eyed and sounds like Michael Jackson. </div></div>
Haha! Awesome.
Re: How to prevent a rape
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JWV</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Minx</div><div class="ubbcode-body">*Note taken from this badass lady.
or she could have been wearing one of these puppies.
</div></div>
What the fuh? </div></div>
X2 ^
Guess if you ever had to go to prison it'd be handy to have the name of whatever the f that is and a pointing arrow stamped on your cheek hahaha.
CAUTION: Dick shredder installed here----> ( * )
Sounds like ol DWIGHT CLOVERSON might need one for a few years considering where he is headed... Dumbass
Seriously though, she must have had him good. Sent some lead his way for good measure too haha
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JWV</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Minx</div><div class="ubbcode-body">*Note taken from this badass lady.
or she could have been wearing one of these puppies.
What the fuh? </div></div>
X2 ^
Guess if you ever had to go to prison it'd be handy to have the name of whatever the f that is and a pointing arrow stamped on your cheek hahaha.
CAUTION: Dick shredder installed here----> ( * )
Sounds like ol DWIGHT CLOVERSON might need one for a few years considering where he is headed... Dumbass
Seriously though, she must have had him good. Sent some lead his way for good measure too haha
Re: How to prevent a rape
Girls put 'em in so if a guy tries to put "it" in, he can't take it out without THAT thing embedded on his weiner AND it has to be removed at a hospital. Try to tear that shit off and you'e likely to lose it.
Girls put 'em in so if a guy tries to put "it" in, he can't take it out without THAT thing embedded on his weiner AND it has to be removed at a hospital. Try to tear that shit off and you'e likely to lose it.
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Yeah thats what I figured, did they give it a nasty name too while they were at it. I got my girlfriend a gun... maye she needs one of these too (when I'm out of town)
Hey Minx, born and raised in Orlando. Been gone for almost ten years now, hows the traffic?... Hahahaha jk I know it blows. All of my old shortcuts are traffic jams now, it's insane
Yeah thats what I figured, did they give it a nasty name too while they were at it. I got my girlfriend a gun... maye she needs one of these too (when I'm out of town)
Hey Minx, born and raised in Orlando. Been gone for almost ten years now, hows the traffic?... Hahahaha jk I know it blows. All of my old shortcuts are traffic jams now, it's insane
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Minx</div><div class="ubbcode-body">*Note taken from this badass lady.
or she could have been wearing one of these puppies.
</div></div>
I am in pain just lookin at that bad boy....
Great story
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Minx</div><div class="ubbcode-body">*Note taken from this badass lady.
or she could have been wearing one of these puppies.
I am in pain just lookin at that bad boy....
Great story
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Oldie but goldie (the story) originally heard it about 10 years ago, she definitely got a handle on the situation.
Oldie but goldie (the story) originally heard it about 10 years ago, she definitely got a handle on the situation.
Re: How to prevent a rape
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: redirt78</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Hey Minx, born and raised in Orlando. Been gone for almost ten years now, hows the traffic?... Hahahaha jk I know it blows. All of my old shortcuts are traffic jams now, it's insane</div></div>
Traffic sucks DICK! My car broke down mid-dinner rush hour on an exit off I-4. I don't even drive anymore. I moved to UCF, partially because traffic is so garbage.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: redirt78</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Hey Minx, born and raised in Orlando. Been gone for almost ten years now, hows the traffic?... Hahahaha jk I know it blows. All of my old shortcuts are traffic jams now, it's insane</div></div>
Traffic sucks DICK! My car broke down mid-dinner rush hour on an exit off I-4. I don't even drive anymore. I moved to UCF, partially because traffic is so garbage.
Re: How to prevent a rape
Panty 6 swears by her 'little gift from your Mom'. We kinda stumbled onto it when she died in 2003 and she has fallen in love with it. It was originally purchased by my Grandfather, carried by him during his retirement years from CADOJ, then passed on to my Mom. When Panty 6 found it, the words 'cute', 'cool', and 'it's so tiny' came out. Me, I think a little 32 can always be something more than a hot rod Ford
Panty 6 swears by her 'little gift from your Mom'. We kinda stumbled onto it when she died in 2003 and she has fallen in love with it. It was originally purchased by my Grandfather, carried by him during his retirement years from CADOJ, then passed on to my Mom. When Panty 6 found it, the words 'cute', 'cool', and 'it's so tiny' came out. Me, I think a little 32 can always be something more than a hot rod Ford
Re: How to prevent a rape
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Minx</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Girls put 'em in so if a guy tries to put "it" in, he can't take it out without THAT thing embedded on his weiner AND it has to be removed at a hospital. Try to tear that shit off and you'e likely to lose it. </div></div>
Some countries in Africa (where these were intended to be used) have stopped pushing these because the woman more often than not apparently ends up simply getting killed by the now pissed off rapist instead of just being raped.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Minx</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Girls put 'em in so if a guy tries to put "it" in, he can't take it out without THAT thing embedded on his weiner AND it has to be removed at a hospital. Try to tear that shit off and you'e likely to lose it. </div></div>
Some countries in Africa (where these were intended to be used) have stopped pushing these because the woman more often than not apparently ends up simply getting killed by the now pissed off rapist instead of just being raped.
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