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Maggie’s how to sex a fly

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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.


Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"


He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.
 
Re: how to sex a fly

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good one, gotta go tell it to the wife she'll like it
 
Re: how to sex a fly

Flies, huh?
Well New Years Day, there are three flies in the kitchen, which one is the foot ball fan?

The one in the Sugar Bowl.
Save that one for New Years.