How will we survive?

[Maggot]

I'll have to fap for an hour.

 

[ggmanning]

Where the hell am I going to get my news for the day?

 

[The D]

 

[phantasm]

I'll have to fap for an hour.

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Go slow and use lube... could be painful otherwise. Oh, and please do NOT post an update when you are done.

 

[kindabitey]

Guess I’ll actually do some work while it’s going on

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

You'll be fine Howie.

 

[NoDopes]

It's only down for 10-15 minutes. You'll be fine.

 

[n2ishun]

There's always drugs and alcohol.

 

[Maggot]

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You'll be fine Howie.

just for that I'll pm you photos.....

 

[Ronws]

I'll have to fap for an hour.

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At your age, that will be the equivalent of a 25 km marathon, no?

You know, I had the right to remain silent. I did not have the ability.

Here is one way of knowing when you are old. When you plan to rub one out and fall asleep thinking about it.

 

[Shifty_One]

 

[theLBC]

 

[101st]

 

[Rookie]

What are we talking about again?

 

[Ronws]

What are we talking about again?

The downtime-aggedon of 2023. There was blood, gore, great wailing and gnashing of teeth. The four horsemen rode. It made a netflix outage pale in comparison.

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

OK, I want to know who's responsible for this, because....