I don't always Bear Pit, but when I do I'm talking about Deeze Nuts

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

Alabama Fugitive Accused Of Drugging Pet Attack Squirrel Named 'Deeznuts' With Meth

35-year-old Mickey Paulk is currently wanted on gun and drug charges but he's most concerned with the rumors that his beloved pet squirrel was methed up.

allthatsinteresting.com

 

[Alphatreedog]

Future Congressman right their .

 

[ArmyJerry]

its a rodent who cares

 

[Snipe260]

Guarantee you that methed up squirrel has more sense than the fugitive !

 

[Strykervet]

So glad I left that corner of the landfill.

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

So glad I left that corner of the landfill.

But are your neighbors?

 

[thejeep]

This is serious. Squirrels have sharp teeth.