I fear I am in Deep Shit

[Foul Mike]

I keep hearing about these women coming out of the woodwork from years passed and past making all of these claims about getting their tits and pooterlers grabbed, fondled, brushed up against, fingered and other bobbing hard appendages pushed in them and know I am probably guilty, however, I will always maintain my innocence as a Gentleman never tells.
I was the foul one that mothers warned their daughters about,"Don't get near that foul mouthed heathen and don't get on that motorsicle or in that van he drives. God only knows what kind of atrocious things he has done with girls in there, just stay away from him."
Now my friend Johnny,[the butt of many jokes] and I did have principals we adhered to like 15[or whatever the legal age was there] to 70, blind crippled or crazy and if they can't walk drag em. None were left out as long as they were female and wanted to give a little up. I must have been a man HO.
All of them knew what I was interested in if they had an IQ over 20 but I did give the retarded ones a pass and never went there. Some of the blondes it was iffy, but if they would go so would I.
I NEVER did anything that was not consensual and most all came back for a second or more go around, however, now I fear a bus will pull up in front of my house and all of these OLD "Horny Honeys" will step out. What should I do? I don't think the Old Squaw will invite them in for tea.
I wish I was young again. I too would like to take a shot at some of the pooterlers from years ago. Some still look good. FM PS I am not running for an office but fear none the less.

 

[Spooky68]

I fear a bus will pull up in front of my house and all of these OLD "Horny Honeys" will step out.

Just one bus?? Meh....

 

[Foul Mike]

Yes PPB, the times have changed.
I never did find one that didn't like the vibrations of a Matchless G80S.
There was always a blanket strapped to it in case they wanted to go out in the woods and get a "Grass Sandwich." FM
Spooky, I don't know. I was a bad boy back then. I hope there is not a caravan of them all at once.
I am OLD now and would have to take my time to do justice to all. Those were Great Days around the various Flat Tracks all over our nation.back in those days.
Great memories and I wish I could re-live them all. FM

 

[jrassy]

I'm not running for office either, or from a bus or two full of old encounters, life is good.

 

[Arc Light]

These women are out of control with this #MeToo shit that I'm not totally sold on. And sorry ladies, I don't automatically and unquestioningly believe your stories. Most especially when they come 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40+ years after the alleged incident(s). I'm afraid I'm going to require some proof. You know like every other type of allegation EXCEPT women who claim sexual harrasment. Yeah, I'm old fashioned that way. Plus I have the added benefit of not giving two fucks what anyone thinks.

 

[Foul Mike]

Look out all of you guys.
Who knows, the bus may be headed to your door if you were a Horn Dog like me.
They all knew what I was after. And if they were willing I gave it to them.

 

[DuneBoer]

I went to to high school with a very smart, interesting girl who is now an Admiral in the US Navy. I have always worried that she is going to send her SEALS to come kill me for what I did to her on a band trip one time. If they come for me I'll just take my medicine I deserve it. Its just that, DAMN! She had that fucking clarinet, that Farah Fawcett hairdo, those jeans! She was so hot in a nerdy sort of way. Fuck it it was worth it and maybe she liked it who knows? I mean, she never told on me. Right?

 

[Maggot]

It all bolils down, once again, to money. theywont bother you if you dont have any money they can steal, especially if youre not famous and hey cant embarassyou in public. I suspect we're both safe, Mike.

 

[Clearlight]

^^^ Sweet , all my bank is in gats n sound gear . How would it fly
if one of us complained about , oh I dunno that time that Japanese
chick foot rubbed my tumescent engorged johnson under the
table at that traditional Jap restaurant . Harassment !

Or the endless parade of drunk women trying to crotch grind me
and rub their titties on my back while I’m mixing sound for a band ?
I feel so cheap ... and , er , lucky sometimes. . The shoe is most
definitely on the other foot in my case .

There is a very rubbery grey line around somewhere : recall the first
time you kissed a girl . Soon after , most of us are thinking about
first base , second base and gettin that home run . Whatever and
wherever that line is , the media needs to stay the fuck away from it
and let individual circumstance decide . Pretty happy to not be famous
and of modest means at this time .

EDIT : If claims are real , why don’t the accusers go to the Police first ?

 

[cav has been]

Then there are those of us,......near pure as the , cough, COUGH, driven snow. Sleeping the sleep of the just.

 

[1J04]

Sometimes you do wanna go full retatd. Just say'n. Don't knock it till ya tried it.

 

[diverdon]

I can't remember what I had for breakfast and these lying bitches want me to think they can remember every detail of things that happened more than twenty years ago, Bullshit!

 

[QuickNDirty]

I know some women that might be in trouble if I decided to speak up 20 years later...

 

[MtnCreek]

#outthewhores

 

[FS1]

Many accusations are real and many are fake...how do yo tell the difference? Also sexuality is a primal drive in man that will not be subdued. As long as there are men there will be overly aggressive men.

On a primal level Men need only three things Pussy, Food and Water. In that order. Women need food and water too and are willing to give man pussy if he shares his. If all men stopped aggressively pursuing women...women would suddenly become offended that they were not being pursued. Its a symbiotic relationship...it takes two to tango. JMHO

 

[boomer81]

this fat caddo indian girl that me and my buddies used to call tatanka (swear to god it was the 90's) used to bring me a fith of kentucky deluxe and suck my peter. i never felt so used. ah highschool. #letsdoitagainwhore

 

[Mike Casselton]

Deep shit?
I'm thinking you should put it in the other hole....

 

[Veer_G]

hahaha You and I see the world in the same way. Back in the day you could walk up the sidewalk and steal a kiss from a cute girl. She would either kiss you back, slap your face or tell her boyfriend.
You could look straight at a girls moo milkers and say mercy you look like a piece of art and she would either stuff one in your ear, slap you or walk away.

That is the way things should be. I miss the old days !!!!

The flip side to that is anyone who beats a girl into rape should receive the mother of all ass kickings.

Moo milkers? What is this? Third grade?

[video=youtube_share;zjWXfh-3bro]https://youtu.be/zjWXfh-3bro[/video]

 

[EGwhisper]

This shit has to stop somewhere.

I don't consider myself unsympathetic, but these dumb bitches who suddenly develop a moral conscience after 20 years is getting old. Seems like they pick the most opportune and fortunate time for them to come forward (in the middle of the accused's election). I hope these women who bring up false claims are sued out of their fucking stockings for slander.

 

[diverdon]

I wonder if the Democrats have a training camp they send these women to in order to prepare them to make fabricated allegations against Republican leaders. I have already adjusted myself to the new reality that any Republican, Conservative, or Libertarian Man running for any office of national importance will be floating on a raft of these phony accusations.

 

[FS1]

Mike if every man that said something sexually suggestive or was sexually aggressive (grab ass) to a woman. were in Hell ...None of us would be left to bring home the bacon.

Men are pigs, it’s in our DNA. But when you are their boss it crosses a line.