Maggie’s i have been threatened by the russians...

[oneshot86]

they want my pass code here to re post A1j04 calls a sex worker...
dont worry about me, i will never sell out...
keep an eye out, i think the bastards are busy...

 

[sirhrmechanic]

What's their bait, Oneshot? Not another one of their trained sex operatives?

Cheers,

Sirhr

I don't have a tagline yet, so I'll just say that the password is... P@ssword.

 

[MtnCreek]

If Russia is listening, I absolutely would not hand over my login info for a night with Maria Sharapova. Don't even offer it. I will not accept. If you don't believe me Russia, just PM me with the offer!

 

[Dirty D]

What's their bait, Oneshot? Not another one of their trained sex operatives?

Cheers,

Sirhr

I don't have a tagline yet, so I'll just say that the password is... P@ssword.

Wrong sex operative to lure Oneshot into the FSB honey pot, it's this one.

 

[oneshot86]

you fucking nut...

 

[oneshot86]

What's their bait, Oneshot? Not another one of their trained sex operatives?

Cheers,

Sirhr

I don't have a tagline yet, so I'll just say that the password is... P@ssword.

i tell ya, ima solid like a rock...
a little pooter aint gonna do it...

 

[Tucker301]

There is evidence that they have been trying to get into my account here. Thankfully, Frank has better security than Scout had. So far it's holding.

 

[abizdafuzz]

1J04 is probably out looking for a new one right now...or they've already gotten to him and he's bending over for Vlad.

 

[1J04]

Ok Bestest Buddies in the whole wide world, it is an understatement when I say "you guy's are fabulous'. I seriously appreciate your willingness to fight the evil forces with, and for me. Amazing lot you are. Do Not Succumb. lol, i sed succumb. Anywho, don't let me down and hold the damn line. Stay hydrated gentlemen. Carry on !!

 

[oneshot86]

dude, its like this, i dont care HOW many hottie russian chicks they send my way, i will take it for the team...
loose lips sink ships...
i gotcha homeboy...

 

[Rthur]

I've heard spetsnaz is on the job...


R

 

[1J04]

I'm thinking no matter how brave and ruthless you animals are there is still trouble brewing.

 

[oneshot86]

ohhhh noooo...
we got this...
TRUST ME...

 

[1J04]

ohhhh noooo...
we got this...
TRUST ME...

I was afraid of that.

 

[Dirty D]

you fucking nut...

 

[Dirty D]

I'm thinking no matter how brave and ruthless you animals are there is still trouble brewing.

Don't worry John, I have a digestive tract full of partially digested corn just waiting on you.

 

[1J04]

 

[1J04]

 

[Veer_G]

Don't worry John, I have a digestive tract full of partially digested corn just waiting on you.

Might as well get started with the preps.

 

[abizdafuzz]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Darn those Russians...

When you figure it out, let me know...

 

[Veer_G]

Caviar has been piling up at my door. Is this a sign?

 

[Dirty D]

Yessir

 

[GBMaryland]

Now you are in trouble...

 

[oneshot86]

dancing russians, ghey...

 

[Veer_G]

dancing russians, ghey...

We're okay. We have our own Spazz-Nads to send out. Piss-boy, up!

 

[1J04]

Someone say Piss-boy?


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[oneshot86]

thats something for mom to see

 

[Dirty D]

What's their bait, Oneshot? Not another one of their trained sex operatives?

 

[oneshot86]

shave her tits and knock those glasses off of her, i bet you coud ride her if you pet her nice...

 

[abizdafuzz]

I know some of you would...

 

[Dirty D]

I know some of you would...

The only one here who wouldn't is A1J (that is until we dressed her up as a male prisoner).

 

[oneshot86]

rut row...

 

[abizdafuzz]

The only one here who wouldn't is A1J (that is until we dressed her up as a male prisoner).

Maybe use some mustard next time...

 

[Veer_G]

rut row...

That's another way of saying block of cells, Astro, yes.

 

[1J04]

let's keep it professional gentlemen

 

[Veer_G]

Meanwhile, there lurks a menace upon our streets, cruising around looking for spilled Slurpees to scoop up in this balmy mid-winter weather.








Note the diaper. *CrInGe*

 

[Dirty D]

let's keep it professional gentlemen

A1J's version of the local AAMCO.

 

[1J04]

A1J's version of the local AAMCO.

Listen to all 30 seconds and think of your post. Hilarious.

https://youtu.be/UzInLFYQbh8