I know Austin is weird...but seriously?

[Fig]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/66053...-blood-and-are-polyamorous-but-hate-twilight/

 

[Maggot]

Its an emotional disease. But wtf whatever rings your bell. Its not as wierd as this:

Victim of cannibal agreed to be eaten | World news | The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2003/dec/04/germany.lukeharding

 

[PPB]

I bet a good stiff right cross would fix that fang problem

 

[USMC 308]

Looks like the refrigerator light is not harmful to many of the female vampires. They also appear to avoid gyms and physical fitness....maybe it's the mirror thing.

 

[...]

Literally the cringiest thing I’ve ever read......

They are adults, time for them to stop playing dress up

 

[oneshot86]

Looks like the refrigerator light is not harmful to many of the female vampires. They also appear to avoid gyms and physical fitness....maybe it's the mirror thing.

hillarious

 

[Nik H]

Just another ruse to provide meaning to an otherwise meaningless life

 

[powdahound76]

I promise thats not just an Austin thing.

Nearly a decade in the ED has led me to believe far freaks are scattered far and wide.

 

[Mike Casselton]

I tried. I really did. I just couldn't get through the entire article.
Looking at pics, I can see where some of the so-called vampires don't get energy from sex. I'm willing to bet they don't get many sexual partners.

WTF is wrong with people?

 

[Sean the Nailer]

I tried. I really did. I just couldn't get through the entire article.
Looking at pics, I can see where some of the so-called vampires don't get energy from sex. I'm willing to bet they don't get many sexual partners.

WTF is wrong with people?

You're a better man than I am, Gunga-Din. I knew better than to even try. I know what I don't want to know..... and I know that for sure!

 

[W54/XM-388]

Since they like to take their LARP a bit too far, perhaps they won't mind if some others take their LARP of being holy hunters of the undead a bit too far as well?

 

[Veer_G]

 

[Mike Casselton]

I love how they say they are real vampires yet wear fake teeth and contacts.
And of course they are extra careful tho drink only from a finger prick.

I say they should be adventurous and drink from a real prick or shed uterus.

Eeeeewwww

 

[Veer_G]

I love how they say they are real vampires yet wear fake teeth and contacts.
And of course they are extra careful tho drink only from a finger prick.

I say they should be adventurous and drink from a real prick or shed uterus.

Eeeeewwww

God, my mind. What an image. No tarpon for you! Dirty D gonna come go nom, nom, nom on your catch.

 

[vh20]

Wrong teeth for fangs.

 

[Maser]

How the fuck can you even drink blood without killing yourself from iron poisoning?

 

[Slowfire]

USMC I blew coffee all over the dam room!! Funny shit fat vampires! To much man!

 

[Jefe's Dope]

Dudes will do anything to get to the pussy. ???

 

[Maggot]

Nothing a stake wont cure...

 

[Maggot]

Dudes will do anything to get to the pussy. ???

And the blonde really aint too bad. Put a cross on her forehead to hold it down and maybe...just maybe...if I were drunk enough.

 

[Maser]

Nothing a stake wont cure...

A freshly cured steak does sound good right about now.

 

[TexasTightwad]

Vampire blood drive... Sounds legit!

 

[Fig]

Yea, it’s not charity when you KEEP the blood.

 

[RNWRKNP]

Sihrrs horse people or Figs vampires.......horse people still win but this was a damn fine effort brother???

 

[Flyingbullseye]

10 bucks says it won't take a stake to the heart to end either of these vampires.

 

[Fig]

Sihrrs horse people or Figs vampires.......horse people still win but this was a damn fine effort brother???

Oh, I totally agree. The horse people trample the fuck out of Austin Vampires. No contest.

 

[W54/XM-388]

Ride a nice custom saddle on one of the horse people while killing Vampires?
Perhaps have 2 or 4 of the pony girls pull your roman chariot while you chase down the undead and make them fully dead again?

 

[Veer_G]

Vampire blood drive... Sounds legit!

Don't laugh. The Red Cross exists in Transylvania.

 

[RNWRKNP]

Ride a nice custom saddle on one of the horse people while killing Vampires?
Perhaps have 2 or 4 of the pony girls pull your roman chariot while you chase down the undead and make them fully dead again?

I did not need that visual?????

 

[W54/XM-388]

I did not need that visual?????

So I take it pictures of a 4 in hand set of pony girls pulling a roman chariot with someone dressed as a gladiator riding in it hunting vampires while some dog boys and dog girls run along side as a pack to help track down and bay the undead for the slaughter is not on your list of computer wallpaper requests?

 

[RNWRKNP]

LMMFAO! Did not see that in my list of choices and definately do not want it on the menu???

 

[MtnCreek]

 

[Spblademaker]

I promise thats not just an Austin thing.

Nearly a decade in the ED has led me to believe far freaks are scattered far and wide.

New Hope, pa. Did some work for a few “select groups” years back.

 

[RNWRKNP]

Do any of these people remind you of that crazy ass stripper back in the day that you couldn’t go back to cuz........well, cuz she was bat shit crazy?

 

[Alphatreedog]

Should hook them all up with some of that poison hogweed . Now you got light sensitivity for real .
Paging Darwin , Call for Mr. Darwin . Your needed in Austin .