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Maggie’s I might just lose my religion ...

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... were this the prophet that were foisted upon me.

Meet "Shingy," AOL's new "tech guru":

[video=youtube;9L6M-1_VGK4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L6M-1_VGK4[/video]

Obviously, all of our arguments are invalid, as his hair is definitely a bird.

Discussed: This Man Is Representing AOL on Live Television

Money quote:

Our Skrillex of the Valley is tasked with daytime TV spots, playing a cartoon, pulling nonsense
trends and trivialities out of his hair like globs of whatever carcinogen jelly is keeping it aloft like that.