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Maggie’s I Now Have A New Theme Song. I Hope You Enjoy It.

shankster..

shankster..

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#1
<span style="font-weight: bold"> The lyrics are hysterical.</span>
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#7
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Jeez, I learn what "mung and munging" is on this site and got the dry heaves and almost lost my lunch. I am still nauseated by the visual and it takes a lot to hurt me like that.

What this place needs is a greater acceptance of the virtues of Big Beautiful Women in sparse clothing and less Texas-style foreplay.
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#9
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That is friggin greatness.

CKA, can you imagine the bounce back you'd get mungjumping that. Make sure the ceiling fan is turned off.
 
#11
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When I was a kid I lived in rural Texas. Two friends of mine were brothers that rode a different bus. A cow had died near where the bus picked them up everyday. The cow had swelled in the heat. So fun they would run full speed, jump and bounce off the cow like a trampoline. About the 3rd day or so the cow ruptured when one of them landed on it and he fell inside of it. He missed 2 full days of school from it...lol
 
#12
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Ever seen a rookie with the MEs office pop one thats been cooking for a few days when trying to move it or bag it? LOL
 
#13
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The song is pure gold, but I had to scroll the vid out of sight to stand it. I tried but had to tap out in seconds.

"Had to roll over twice to get off this one..."
 
#14
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I made it to the 1:43 mark and couldnt watch anymore. UGH, you are a sick little bastard Shank. One thing is for sure, you aint scared. Every man has had a fat one in his life, but those were UGH
 
#15
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I'm still amazed that one can even get that big before their heart, lungs, etc. just give the f#ck up and call it a day!!
The human body really is a remarkable machine in that it can take that kind of impossible abuse and actually keep going...well, 'til your heart explodes anyway.
 
#18
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shaggyback</div><div class="ubbcode-body">If by "10 beers," you mean half a Zima, then, hell yeah. </div></div>

Hell, I'd do it for a stick of gum.
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#20
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Captain Kick-Ass</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I bet they would make you one hell of a breakfast.</div></div>







........just remember the 5 0'clock mung
 
#21
Re: I Now Have A New Theme Song. I Hope You Enjoy It.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shaggyback</div><div class="ubbcode-body">That is friggin greatness.

CKA, can you imagine the bounce back you'd get mungjumping that. <span style="font-weight: bold">Make sure the ceiling fan is turned off.</span> </div></div>

LMAO!!!
 
#24
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Ok define munging. This surely needs wider recognition over here.

Shankster you are one sick puppy. We salute you for being wrong in so many ways.

We have a few sayings re fat girls

'Fat girls are like mopeds (scooters or step throughs for you guys) they're great to ride, just don't let your friends catch you'

Slap the fat and ride the ripples..

Fathers advice to a son: 'son, you should always try and marry a fat girl. Buy her a nice floral print dress and you're set. Warmth in the winter, shade in the summer and moving pictures all year round'

Regards
 
#26
Re: I Now Have A New Theme Song. I Hope You Enjoy It.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: atreeman</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Ok define munging. This surely needs wider recognition over here.

Shankster you are one sick puppy. We salute you for being wrong in so many ways.

We have a few sayings re fat girls

'Fat girls are like mopeds (scooters or step throughs for you guys) they're great to ride, just don't let your friends catch you'

Slap the fat and ride the ripples..

Fathers advice to a son: 'son, you should always try and marry a fat girl. Buy her a nice floral print dress and you're set. Warmth in the winter, shade in the summer and moving pictures all year round'

Regards

</div></div>

You really really don't want to click here and find out. I warned ya.

There are some truly disturbed individuals on this forum, but I have to admit the ceiling fan comment almost ruined my keyboard.
 
#28
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Brit308</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I just threw up a little bit </div></div>
Son....

Anything with CKA, Shaggy, and the shankster involved is not for the faint/weak of heart or stomach! take heed these words
 
#29
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Ah well, I thought it was something really gross like voting liberal. To be honest I reckon Burke and Hare got their Friday night jollies that way a long time before the internet..

Mung ho. Nice.

In certain areas of the UK we have laydees that could rival Shanksters pets. Up here we call em Bloxwich Buffaloes but I imagine that the Birmingham accent would be lost on you fellas.

Just try and think of something really, really dull and then imagine you've had the most depressing day of your life. You're then approaching the flat numbness of the Brummie.

Anyhow, back to maverick.
 
#31
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Aah I think an error has crept in. The creatures you are referring to are actually Rhinoca-croca-pigs.

Ten pints and they're all beautiful!
 
#38
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: boone</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Your fucked up. </div></div>

I'm working on expressing my emotions, a-hole!


I try to share something about myself and every time I get some crap like this.
 
#39
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This thread brings back memories of 44GG. I nearly died in the overspill when the clasp finally parted company.

Mind you, the rest of her was around 200lbs of angry redhead muscle. You think DKs got the monopoly on crazy exes, well try that one for size!
 
#40
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Shank, when I saw your big girls I.......
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#47
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Teppo-Ka</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Shank

There is no one like you brother, no one quite like you!</div></div>

AND THE WORLD REJOICES!
 
#48
Re: I Now Have A New Theme Song. I Hope You Enjoy It.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Teppo-Ka</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Brit308</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I just threw up a little bit </div></div>
Son....

Anything with CKA, Shaggy, and the shankster involved is not for the faint/weak of heart or stomach! take heed these words </div></div>

And of the 3 look how many are left here.
 
#49
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"She taste like gravy, Original recipe!"

Thanks for the mid day laugh fest, shankster.
 
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