I would like to thank the Warden.

[Bender]

Hello,
Can anyone tell me what the top of the line kubota mower runs? I have some land to mow.

Fuck Glowies.

 

[db2000]

Just like herpes

 

[Huskydriver]

Hello,
Can anyone tell me what the top of the line kubota mower runs? I have some land to mow.

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Fuck Glowies.

 

[Ravenworks]

 

[Darayavaus]

 

[Bender]

 

[DocRDS]

Who are you again and why are my pigeons all...uh....how do I describe this..."broken"

 

[NoDopes]

Wait.. with all the psyops, how do we know this is the REAL bender?

 

[Doc68]

Welcome back motherfucker......

Doc

 

[n2ishun]

Can anyone tell me what the top of the line kubota mower runs?

Clockwise if gas engine, counter clockwise if diesel.

 

[Bender]

Wait.. with all the psyops, how do we know this is the REAL bender?

I don’t give a fuck what you think

 

[NoDopes]

I don’t give a fuck what you think

Confirmed

 

[Average guy]

Oh fuck yeah

 

[10ring'r]

Welcome back Pigeon Man!! Mac

 

[Buckley]

Tarred and pigeon feathered! He’s alive!

 

[Slash0311]

Welcome back!

 

[Maggot]

Tarred and pigeon feathered! He’s alive!

 

[Bender]

More like this

 

[Mooseknuckles]

 

[WaltHer]

"Fuck Glowies." Yeh. Welcome back. P.S. Any AJ sightings?

 

[oneshot86]

Welcome back

 

[Bender]

"Fuck Glowies." Yeh. Welcome back. P.S. Any AJ sightings?

I’ve been talking with AJ believe it or not.


You know what he said.

 

[gray1974]

A cat ain't got shit on bender. Nine lives just won't cover it

 

[Ravenworks]

BTW
FAG or Flex loves using your avatar and basically said fuck you about it.

Is something going on in Ukraine?

Breaking news: Fuck Ukraine

www.snipershide.com

 

[Austan]

Welcome back

 

[chrome]

'Bout fucking time. Pit was getting pretty fucking lame, welcome back.

 

[theLBC]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Wait.. with all the psyops, how do we know this is the REAL bender?

See Pizza Hut image two posts above yours… question definitively answered!

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Welcome back

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Funny, on the radio, Bender sounded taller…

Sirhr

 

[Threadcutter308]

I don’t give a fuck what you think

Yep, he's real.........

 

[Maser]

 

[Deleted member 181377]

 

[louu]

 

[lariat]

Imma restart the ban cat countdown. Should I put it at a week or two days?

Welcome back from purgatory.

 

[MCSO1357]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Bender back from jail?

Sirhr

 

[Hookturnr]

Apparently they've started minting coins in your honor!

 

[TACC]

This will definitely add some needed insight into our days here on the hide.

 

[TripleBull]

I don’t give a fuck what you think

I got a strong happy vibe reading that. So fuck you for ruining what had started out as a gloriously bad day.

 

[Bender]

You’re welcome

 

[hlee]

"In" before the next ban...

 

[TheBigCountry]

Benders back, and Futurama is coming back at the same time…

Interesting

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

Imma restart the ban cat countdown. Should I put it at a week or two days?

Welcome back from purgatory.

Should we go ahead and start placing bets on day and time of next Ban Cat attack?

 

[HiDesertELR]

 

[Bender]

Should we go ahead and start placing bets on day and time of next Ban Cat attack?

Fuk u

 

[Threadcutter308]

Fuk u

ffs. calm down

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

Fuk u

LOL, All in fun. Glad to see you back.

 

[LeftyJason]

Now the question is where is Mr propane.

 

[Bender]

LOL, All in fun. Glad to see you back.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Dave gets a call from Bender at 1:55