So…anyone who lives in or near our Nation’s capital knows what a shithole it is. National chain stores closing due to thievery, even after locking merch behind glass. 12-14 year old juvenile’s committing ARMED car jackings. Homeless derelicts camping in front of the White House. Drugs proliferating the population. The criminal justice system of the city turning a blind eye to repeat offender and releasing them back into the community.
So the President says we are gonna FIFY! Sends an influx of federal law enforcement to the shithole. Arrests go up by the hundreds. Turds getting locked up left and right. Carjackings drop overnight. Curfews enforced.
And what does the population do? Thank you Mr President? We are so glad we can move about our city and not fear being innocently gunned down? The city looks cleaner and we can be proud to live in our Nation’s capital?
Fuck no! We protest! We denounce your improved living conditions! You are unfairly targeting our shithole population. We can no longer roam about and rape, kill, steal, get high like some third world shithole country.
Not to worry though. Even if you catch us, our liberal judges, prosecutors, defense lawyers will let us back out so we can continue the legacy of our shithole city.
What the actual fuck?
So the President says we are gonna FIFY! Sends an influx of federal law enforcement to the shithole. Arrests go up by the hundreds. Turds getting locked up left and right. Carjackings drop overnight. Curfews enforced.
And what does the population do? Thank you Mr President? We are so glad we can move about our city and not fear being innocently gunned down? The city looks cleaner and we can be proud to live in our Nation’s capital?
Fuck no! We protest! We denounce your improved living conditions! You are unfairly targeting our shithole population. We can no longer roam about and rape, kill, steal, get high like some third world shithole country.
Not to worry though. Even if you catch us, our liberal judges, prosecutors, defense lawyers will let us back out so we can continue the legacy of our shithole city.
What the actual fuck?