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Maggie’s If Chuck Norris was a member here.....

Re: If Chuck Norris was a member here.....

He wouldn't be a member here...

















Because Chuck Norris doesn't hide from anything.
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Re: If Chuck Norris was a member here.....

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RADcustom</div><div class="ubbcode-body">He wouldn't be a member here...







Because Chuck Norris doesn't hide from anything.
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Well played, sir.
 
Re: If Chuck Norris was a member here.....

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RADcustom</div><div class="ubbcode-body">He wouldn't be a member here...

















Because Chuck Norris doesn't hide from anything.
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LMFAO!!!
 
Re: If Chuck Norris was a member here.....

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RADcustom</div><div class="ubbcode-body">He wouldn't be a member here...



Because Chuck Norris doesn't hide from anything.
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I'm not sure that one can be beat....hat's off to you.
 
Re: If Chuck Norris was a member here.....

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RADcustom</div><div class="ubbcode-body">He wouldn't be a member here...







Because Chuck Norris doesn't hide from anything.
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That was GREAT! Thanks for the laugh.
 
Re: If Chuck Norris was a member here.....

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: nock</div><div class="ubbcode-body">His name would be "fourfootfive". </div></div>

I thought that was LowLight's other name.
 
Re: If Chuck Norris was a member here.....

Chuck Norris would never submit a username here, because Chuck Norris doesn't believe in submission of any kind.
 
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Not sure about his name, but CKA would be in for a name change.


Oh, and ALL mounts would return to zero without marring rails..... with different scopes in the rings.
 
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Snipers hide from Chuck Noris.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: jericho</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Snipers hide from Chuck Noris.</div></div>

Except that no one can hide from Chuck Noris.
 
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frank could kick his ass
 
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His round house kicks would just go right over frank.
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According to Chuck himself, years ago, his son and Bruce Lee's son were both met by a patrol officer late one night while talking on the Santa Monica pier. Since they were both obviously under-age, the question of "who is your father?" came up.

I cannot begin to tell the rest of the story like he did.

Everyone's right. Snipers hide, he doesn't hide, and he would own it.

But the John Wayne poster got me laughing the loudest.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tucker301</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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is that phillipo off jerseylicious?
 
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Good one. Neither of them have shit on the man who alone took on six tanks and a company of German infantry... and won.
 
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Not to take to much from Chuck or John. But the first two act like badasses and Audie Murphy is a documented badass.
 
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John Wayne tried and tried to join the military during WWII but kept getting turned down for reasons unknown. Many think John Ford had something to do with it, all those that served in the military in the Hollywood community at the time never held anything against him (Wayne) for it.

Audie, well he is the true portrait of a selfless strong leader.

Flyingbullseye
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: M25BeastShooter</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Hoorah!! Airborne! All the Way! </div></div>

Ummm, Audie was a bad ass, but he was not a Paratrooper!
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tucker301</div><div class="ubbcode-body">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audie_Murphy </div></div>

Interesting:

"Murphy sought the release of his friend, Teamster Union president Jimmy Hoffa, from federal prison on conviction in 1964 of jury tampering. He tried to persuade Edward Grady Partin of Baton Rouge, the Teamsters business agent who had provided immunized testimony against Hoffa, to recant his earlier claims.[18]"
 
Re: If Chuck Norris was a member here.....

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tucker301</div><div class="ubbcode-body">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audie_Murphy </div></div>

Interesting:

"Murphy sought the release of his friend, Teamster Union president Jimmy Hoffa, from federal prison on conviction in 1964 of jury tampering. He tried to persuade Edward Grady Partin of Baton Rouge, the Teamsters business agent who had provided immunized testimony against Hoffa, to recant his earlier claims.[18]" </div></div>

I read that too and thought that was a bit strange.
 
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Chuck Norris does not sniper because the word sniper infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
 
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Flyingbullseye said:
John Wayne tried and tried to join the military during WWII but kept getting turned down for reasons unknown. Many think John Ford had something to do with it, all those that served in the military in the Hollywood community at the time never held anything against him (Wayne) for it.

maybe cuz he was fat and looked to have scoliosis and a gas problem not to mention bowlegged. i doubt that tard could have even run a block.
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Just slightly off topic - I saw another Hide member's sig that said: "Most americans assume we live in a democracy, when really it is a Chucktatorship." (or something close to that)
 
Re: If Chuck Norris was a member here.....

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Flyingbullseye</div><div class="ubbcode-body">John Wayne tried and tried to join the military during WWII but kept getting turned down for reasons unknown. Many think John Ford had something to do with it, all those that served in the military in the Hollywood community at the time never held anything against him (Wayne) for it. ...

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Ah, bullshit. There is no record anywhere of John Twang attempting to enlist. At the outbreak of war, he applied for and received a hardship deferment claiming his income was needed at home. An established actor since at least 1933, and 'he needs money' for his family... Just how much interference Republic Studios ran for him is unclear. Wayne was supposedly willing to follow John Ford, and it was Ford who thought Mr. Twang absolutely <span style="font-style: italic">had</span> to enlist to right the poor public impression the hardship deferment made. Ford had several conversations pleading with Wayne about it but was never ever able to convince him to join. I think it was one of his wives who made the claim that Wayne became a 'superpatriot' after WWII to try and atone for avoiding military service.

Many have said he was disqualified for service. That's bullshit, too--he didn't have any trouble mounting and riding a horse. He was in his 30's at the breakout of the war. Clark Gable was in his 40's and joined. Robert Montgomery, who was older than Wayne, enlisted while overseas. Bob Hope who was also older, made many volunteer appearances (and overseas near the fronts, too) for the USO starting (at the latest,) in early 1942, I think. Gene Autry enlisted. The list of peers by age and vocation is endless. John Wayne didn't even tour <span style="font-style: italic">Stateside</span> military installations as a USO volunteer. His only contribution occurred as a hospital visitor for a few months in 1944.

Say what you want, Wayne avoided military service "voluntarily". There are those who'll claim his representatives acted on his behalf to keep him "safe" or out of the war, blah, blah, blah.... the fact remains--John Wayne personally never acted on his own to positively attain military status. All he hadda do was march his ass down to the recruiting center and say "sign me up" but there's no record anywhere of the celluloid hero attempting to do that.
 
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Many have said he was disqualified for service. That's bullshit, too--he didn't have any trouble mounting and riding a horse. He was in his 30's at the breakout of the war. Clark Gable was in his 40's and joined. Robert Montgomery, who was older than Wayne, enlisted while overseas. Bob Hope who was also older, made many volunteer appearances (and overseas near the fronts, too) for the USO starting (at the latest,) in early 1942, I think. Gene Autry enlisted. The list of peers by age and vocation is endless. John Wayne didn't even tour Stateside military installations as a USO volunteer. His only contribution occurred as a hospital visitor for a few months in 1944.

A little nippet on gable....he was a captain in the army Air Core visiting europe, and said he wanted to fly a combat mission over Germany, becausse,as the quote goes, he said"Ive goddamned if illsit here on my ass while theos fine young men fight for it" and then flewseveral combat missions.

Gable spent most of the war in the United Kingdom at RAF Polebrook with the 351st. Gable flew five combat missions, including one to Germany, as an observer-gunner in B-17 Flying Fortresses between May 4 and September 23, 1943, earning the Air Medal and the Distinguished Flying Cross for his efforts. During one of the missions, Gable's aircraft was damaged by flak and attacked by fighters, which knocked out one of the engines and shot up the stabilizer. In the raid on Germany, one crewman was killed and two others were wounded, and flak went through Gable's boot and narrowly missed his head. When word of this reached MGM, studio executives began to badger the U.S. Army Air Corps to reassign their valuable screen property to non-combat duty. In November 1943, he returned to the United States to edit the film, only to find that the personnel shortage of aerial gunners had already been rectified. He was allowed to complete the film anyway, joining the 1st Motion Picture Unit in Hollywood.

In May 1944, Gable was promoted to major. He hoped for another combat assignment but, when D-Day came and passed in June without further orders, he requested and was granted a discharge. His discharge papers were signed by a Captain and president-to-be named Ronald Reagan.

Or Ted williams, who was in the Corps in WWII, then reenlisted for Korea...alll after having been a big baseball star.


World War IIWilliams served as a pilot during World War II and the Korean War. He had been classified 3-A by Selective Service prior to the war, a dependency deferment because he was his mother's sole support. When his classification was changed to 1-A following U.S. entry into the war, Williams appealed to his draft board. The board agreed that his status should not have been changed. He made a public statement that once he had built up his mother's trust fund, he intended to enlist. Even so, criticism in the media, including withdrawal of an endorsement contract by Quaker Oats, resulted in his enlistment in the Navy on May 22, 1942.

Williams could have received an easy assignment and played baseball for the Navy. Instead, he joined the V-5 program to become a Naval aviator. Williams was first sent to the Navy's Preliminary Ground School at Amherst College for six months of academic instruction in various subjects including math and navigation, where he achieved a 3.85 grade point average.

Fellow Red Sox player Johnny Pesky, who went into the same training program, said about Ted "He mastered intricate problems in fifteen minutes which took the average cadet an hour, and half of the other cadets there were college grads."

Pesky again described Williams' acumen in the advance training for which Pesky personally did not qualify: “I heard Ted literally tore the `sleeve target' to shreds with his angle dives. He'd shoot from wingovers, zooms, and barrel rolls, and after a few passes the sleeve was ribbons. At any rate, I know he broke the all-time record for hits." Ted went to Jacksonville for a course in air gunnery, the combat pilot's payoff test, and broke all the records in reflexes, coordination, and visual-reaction time. "From what I heard. Ted could make a plane and its six 'pianos' (machine guns) play like a symphony orchestra," Pesky says. "From what they said, his reflexes, coordination, and visual reaction made him a built-in part of the machine."[13]

Williams received preflight training at Athens, Georgia; primary training at NAS Bunker Hill, Indiana; and advanced flight training at NAS Pensacola. He received his wings and commission in the U.S. Marine Corps on May 2, 1944.

He served as a flight instructor at Naval Air Station Pensacola teaching young pilots to fly the F4U Corsair. He was in Pearl Harbor awaiting orders to join the China fleet when the war ended. He finished the war in Hawaii and was released from active duty in January 1946; however he did remain in the reserves.[14]


Press photo of Williams signing autographs in Kokomo, Indiana 1944.[edit] Korean WarOn May 1, 1952, at the age of 34, he was recalled to active duty for service in the Korean War. He hadn't flown for some eight years but turned away all offers to sit out the war in comfort as a member of a service baseball team. Nevertheless Williams was resentful of being called up, which he admitted years later, particularly of the Navy's policy to call up Inactive Reservists rather than members of the Active Reserve.

After eight weeks of refresher flight training and qualification in the F9F Panther jet at Marine Corps Air Station Cherry Point, North Carolina, he was assigned to VMF-311, Marine Aircraft Group 33 (MAG-33), based at K-3 airfield in Pohang, Korea.[14]

On February 16, 1953, Williams was part of a 35-plane strike package against a tank and infantry training school just south of Pyongyang, North Korea. During the mission a piece of flak knocked out his hydraulics and electrical systems, causing Williams to have to "limp" his plane back to K-13, an Air Force base close to the front lines. For his actions of this day he was awarded the Air Medal.

Williams stayed on K-13 for several days while his plane was repaired. Because he was so popular, GI's from all around the base came to see him and his plane. After it was repaired, Williams flew his plane back to his Marine station.

Williams eventually flew 39 combat missions before being pulled from flight status in June 1953 after a hospitalization for pneumonia resulted in discovery of an inner ear infection that disqualified him from flight status.[15] During the war he also served in the same unit as John Glenn and in the last half of his missions, he was serving as Glenn's wingman. While these absences, which took almost five years out of the heart of a great career, significantly limited his career totals, he never publicly complained about the time devoted to military service. Biographer Leigh Montville argues that Williams was not happy about being pressed into service in Korea, but he did what he felt was his patriotic duty.

Williams had a strong respect for General Douglas MacArthur, referring to him as his "idol".[16] For Williams' fortieth birthday, MacArthur sent him an oil painting of himself with the inscription "To Ted Williams - not only America's greatest baseball player, but a great American who served his country. Your friend, Douglas MacArthur. General U.S. Army."[17]
 
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I had the great fortune to meet Ted in the 80's as a teenager here in San Diego. He was larger than life and was very very nice. Talked to me like a normal human even though I was just a regular schmuck.
 
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Now Jimmy Stewart is the man basically flying suicide missions doing daylight bombing raids. He flew bombers and dropped bombs where Chuck could even hide. By the way Chuck was AF. As for John Wayne I read once that he did try to join the OSS, and also tried to get Ford to assist him either in that or to get into the military. remember Ramo is a P***y compared to the Duke. Heres a link on The Duke.

http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/dgagliasso/2010/02/28/john-wayne-world-war-ii-and-the-draft/
 
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