Maggie’s IF YOU ARE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS THE HELMET WILL WORK
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Re: IF YOU ARE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS THE HELMET WILL WORK
Case History
"June 2004
Thought screen sent to a young man in Montreal. A baseball cap was sent six months later because he was embarrassed to wear the leather hat in public. He prefers to wear the leather hat at home because he feels that it works better. Late in 2004 he went outside wearing the baseball cap and when he returned home, he found that the had had been placed on top of his bed and a rectangular piece of Velostat had been cut out of the inside about two inches by one inch. We feel the aliens took a sample, nobody else was home. I sent him Velostat and tape to repair the helmet. He reports that he has to wear the hat all of the time. In April when I took the hat off and fell asleep he felt he was abducted because he woke up several hours later with what he said was a very neat tattoo on his arm and he was sick. He emails me several times a week about his experiences with the hat. He also secures it with tape to make sure the aliens don’t remove it."
Case History
"June 2004
Thought screen sent to a young man in Montreal. A baseball cap was sent six months later because he was embarrassed to wear the leather hat in public. He prefers to wear the leather hat at home because he feels that it works better. Late in 2004 he went outside wearing the baseball cap and when he returned home, he found that the had had been placed on top of his bed and a rectangular piece of Velostat had been cut out of the inside about two inches by one inch. We feel the aliens took a sample, nobody else was home. I sent him Velostat and tape to repair the helmet. He reports that he has to wear the hat all of the time. In April when I took the hat off and fell asleep he felt he was abducted because he woke up several hours later with what he said was a very neat tattoo on his arm and he was sick. He emails me several times a week about his experiences with the hat. He also secures it with tape to make sure the aliens don’t remove it."
Re: IF YOU ARE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS THE HELMET WILL WORK
"If you are abducted by aliens the helmet will work for you." Wait a minute,...if I am abducted by aliens the damn thing didn't work! Do I really want to get my instructions for building my thought wave blocking device, from people who cannot form a sentence that illustrates the proper context? Everyone knows Velostat is worthless for blocking brain waves. Only the rare earth element Balonium will block the advances of powerful alien telepathy.
"If you are abducted by aliens the helmet will work for you." Wait a minute,...if I am abducted by aliens the damn thing didn't work! Do I really want to get my instructions for building my thought wave blocking device, from people who cannot form a sentence that illustrates the proper context? Everyone knows Velostat is worthless for blocking brain waves. Only the rare earth element Balonium will block the advances of powerful alien telepathy.
Re: IF YOU ARE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS THE HELMET WILL WORK
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Pat M</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Figured this site needed to be Bumped again (it's that funny-scary)
http://www.stopabductions.com/
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Do they make underwear that block the anal probe?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Pat M</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Figured this site needed to be Bumped again (it's that funny-scary)
http://www.stopabductions.com/
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Do they make underwear that block the anal probe?
Re: IF YOU ARE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS THE HELMET WILL WORK
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 168BTHPM</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Pat M</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Figured this site needed to be Bumped again (it's that funny-scary)
http://www.stopabductions.com/
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Do they make underwear that block the anal probe?
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why?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 168BTHPM</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Pat M</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Figured this site needed to be Bumped again (it's that funny-scary)
http://www.stopabductions.com/
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Do they make underwear that block the anal probe?
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why?
Re: IF YOU ARE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS THE HELMET WILL WORK
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: NTRP-CKA</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 168BTHPM</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Pat M</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Figured this site needed to be Bumped again (it's that funny-scary)
http://www.stopabductions.com/
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Do they make underwear that block the anal probe?
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why? </div></div>
No personal experience, but Larry the Cable Guy says that's what they do to rednecks. Can't be too careful.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: NTRP-CKA</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 168BTHPM</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Pat M</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Figured this site needed to be Bumped again (it's that funny-scary)
http://www.stopabductions.com/
</div></div>
Do they make underwear that block the anal probe?
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why? </div></div>
No personal experience, but Larry the Cable Guy says that's what they do to rednecks. Can't be too careful.
Re: IF YOU ARE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS THE HELMET WILL WORK
So they can fly across the universe but they can't find some douche wearing a pho-leather cap?
On that same note, aliens can fly across the universe but then crash on a planet...
So they can fly across the universe but they can't find some douche wearing a pho-leather cap?
On that same note, aliens can fly across the universe but then crash on a planet...
