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Maggie’s I'm a mf'in Pterodactyl

Re: I'm a mf'in Pterodactyl

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: StanwoodSpartan</div><div class="ubbcode-body">This video has a vaginal historectomy video on the sidebar... wtf</div></div>

Must be based on your search history...
 
Re: I'm a mf'in Pterodactyl

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 30calsniper</div><div class="ubbcode-body">What the fuck.... over </div></div>What he said
 
Re: I'm a mf'in Pterodactyl

Human Pterodactyl Virus hails from viewing Pterodactyl's, exist or dead, for more than 3 continuous hours. After 3 successive hours, you're head blasts and converts into a Pterodactyl's head, and you cause piercing to be screeching uproars at random.......
 
Re: I'm a mf'in Pterodactyl

Its pure art at its finest

So I am runing around the house singin this song loud. My wife says stop that to which I run up and give her about 30 kisses on her face in 3 seconds then I run outta the room singing I am a motherfuckin Pterydactal. She says what in the world?
Now she is drying dishes and I come flyin around the corner, grab her by the waist and dry hump her for 2 seconds
Then I fly back outt the room cause that is what Ptaradyctals do. She's yellin is that all I get? I yell back drive by!!!!

There's more where that came from baby!! .... not much more
but perhaps 6-8 seconds more.
 
Re: I'm a mf'in Pterodactyl

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Wanderlust</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: StanwoodSpartan</div><div class="ubbcode-body">This video has a vaginal historectomy video on the sidebar... wtf</div></div>

Must be based on your search history... </div></div>

This is too funny.
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