Maggie’s Importance of paying attention

malaga2

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  • Aug 21, 2005
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    First-year students at Texas A&M Vet school were attending their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.



    The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body".


    For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.



    The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.



    When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, but it's even tougher if you're stupid.."
     
    Re: Importance of paying attention

    Outstanding joke
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    Re: Importance of paying attention

    Once watched a Vet teaching a student how to break the embryonic sack on a calving cow. After several seconds of the student trying to pull through it with his finger the Vet shoved him asside, then whipped out his top denture set and slashed the sack with it. He then put the dentures back in his mouth and spat.... The Vet turned to the student to show him another procedure only to find that l'd guided the poor bugger to the floor as he'd passed out with shock!!