My iconic 30th birthday was yesterday and no one from the Hide wished me a happy birthday. I feel so sad and violated. ?
Maggie’s Inconsiderate Pricks!
- Thread starter Maser
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Maybe you should tell someone before your actual birthday? 
That way you can be genuinely upset that we neglected you.
Happy belated birthday, now go to bed, tomorrow is a work day. Unless you are some entitled millennial prick living with your parents. If that's the case, get a fucking job and move out already you lazy bastard. Enjoy the cake.
That way you can be genuinely upset that we neglected you.
Happy belated birthday, now go to bed, tomorrow is a work day. Unless you are some entitled millennial prick living with your parents. If that's the case, get a fucking job and move out already you lazy bastard. Enjoy the cake.
happy belated 30th birthday
you old fart
just think from there is just a few more short years till your really old . they eye sight goes , the hearing , you get the thrill of hair growing out your ears . hang overs start taking there toll on the body and hair loss on the top of your head yea , recovery takes longer , yep kiss the good old days by of your youth . kids call you mister . happy birthday again and good luck .
you old fart
just think from there is just a few more short years till your really old . they eye sight goes , the hearing , you get the thrill of hair growing out your ears . hang overs start taking there toll on the body and hair loss on the top of your head yea , recovery takes longer , yep kiss the good old days by of your youth . kids call you mister . happy birthday again and good luck .
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Congratulations... you now qualify for ED medication over the phone.
Cheers, Sirhr
Cheers, Sirhr
Your a full grown man and still have birthdays? Aren't you suppose to have work or some shit?
Bench
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My wife and kids forgot my birthday one year, hell even I had forgotten until the lady at the counter that was getting me an out of state fishing license wished me a happy birthday.
I didn't say shit to any of them about it till the next day, been using that one in little jabs for years ??
I didn't say shit to any of them about it till the next day, been using that one in little jabs for years ??
Be careful what you ask for. This place is a great example of that.
For the record, mine is the 30th of February or the 12th of never, whichever comes first.
For the record, mine is the 30th of February or the 12th of never, whichever comes first.
When i was in the Navy, birthdays were secrets, or you were in for a big packing. Those were never pleasant.
I left the card with your wife the other day. I think she said you was at work...haha.
Nah J/K. Happy birthday.. they will pass a hell of a lot faster now you broke 30.
Nah J/K. Happy birthday.. they will pass a hell of a lot faster now you broke 30.
Underway birthdays were the best! Unless the birthday was yours...
And I am sure you know exactly what violated feels like.
No sarcasm intended.
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