Maggie’s Is it OK to Laugh at people who Slip on Ice?
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Not for very much longer,
You'll be charged with a hate crime
You'll be charged with a hate crime
Frank
At your age you best be careful or you will be seeing me with a busted hip!
I wont laugh if someone has serious pain. A fall from being a numb-skull fool and not paying attention is pretty funny.
At your age you best be careful or you will be seeing me with a busted hip!
I wont laugh if someone has serious pain. A fall from being a numb-skull fool and not paying attention is pretty funny.
The actual fall is funny, but for me it's the lead up and struggling to stay standing that's the funniest part!
Haven't lived in a cold climate in a while, but I usually laughed. Knocked myself out once in northern Japan. All I remember is my feet slipping. Came to and there was a female captain standing over me. Fortunately, as I had a concussion, she was a nurse. We both laughed later.
As mom used to say... Pete, you better to learn to laugh at yourself... because everyone else is. 
i did a phenominal dance today on ice. was walking around a house looking for a phone access box, didnt see the ice under the rain gutter cause it was covered with snow. hole-EEEE shit! i didnt think i was capable of moving that way.
Only after I make sure they aren't seriously hurt, then....it's laughing my ass off.
Well there is a story from the Winter War. The finns are in defence on a shore of a frozen lake. There are so many russians coming on that the defenders cannot mow them down. Eventually a russian throws himself on a finnish MG, dies, and because of him the finns are taken POW. The comrades of that dead guy ask what were his final words, were these something patriotic, like "for motherland" or "for Stalin" etc. The finn says that he doesn't speak russian that well, but it was probably "blyat! slippery ice!"
Fuck it man, been there done that.
Worst kind of fall you can have is backwards, landing right on your ass. TWICE it happened to me before. First time was on black ice on a -3 F winter day in 1995, just finished the school day. MAN that fucking hurt like hell for the next 4 days. Second time was when some douche pulled out my seat from under me in class after we stood up to read the Pledge and was in the process of sitting back down. Only thing really hurt was my pride. Other than that, not too bad.
When I was in high school, I had a pal (kind of a pal, just hung out with in school) who always got into trouble one way or another. Whether it was for fighting or some other dumb shit. Always in trouble and proud of it. One time in our junior year, same thing that happened to me happened to him. Slipped on ice and fell right splat on his ass. Took him a minute to get up. Grimacing, cursing up a storm. Clutching his ass like it had been gored by a bull. My response: "Hey look on the bright side buddy...Think of that as practice so prison won't be that bad..."
The look on his face, you can just imagine:
Now should I have gotten my ass kicked for saying that?
Worst kind of fall you can have is backwards, landing right on your ass. TWICE it happened to me before. First time was on black ice on a -3 F winter day in 1995, just finished the school day. MAN that fucking hurt like hell for the next 4 days. Second time was when some douche pulled out my seat from under me in class after we stood up to read the Pledge and was in the process of sitting back down. Only thing really hurt was my pride. Other than that, not too bad.
When I was in high school, I had a pal (kind of a pal, just hung out with in school) who always got into trouble one way or another. Whether it was for fighting or some other dumb shit. Always in trouble and proud of it. One time in our junior year, same thing that happened to me happened to him. Slipped on ice and fell right splat on his ass. Took him a minute to get up. Grimacing, cursing up a storm. Clutching his ass like it had been gored by a bull. My response: "Hey look on the bright side buddy...Think of that as practice so prison won't be that bad..."
The look on his face, you can just imagine:
Now should I have gotten my ass kicked for saying that?
Fuck it man, been there done that.
Worst kind of fall you can have is backwards, landing right on your ass. TWICE it happened to me before. First time was on black ice on a -3 F winter day in 1995, just finished the school day. MAN that fucking hurt like hell for the next 4 days. Second time was when some douche pulled out my seat from under me in class after we stood up to read the Pledge and was in the process of sitting back down. Only thing really hurt was my pride. Other than that, not too bad.
When I was in high school, I had a pal (kind of a pal, just hung out with in school) who always got into trouble one way or another. Whether it was for fighting or some other dumb shit. Always in trouble and proud of it. One time in our junior year, same thing that happened to me happened to him. Slipped on ice and fell right splat on his ass. Took him a minute to get up. Grimacing, cursing up a storm. Clutching his ass like it had been gored by a bull. My response: "Hey look on the bright side buddy...Think of that as practice so prison won't be that bad..."
The look on his face, you can just imagine:
Now should I have gotten my ass kicked for saying that?
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