Is NOTHING Sacred? Garage-raiding Thief Snatches Pot of Meatballs

[Veer_G]

Are times this tough, or are idiots that much hungrier?

Police say a damning clue led to the arrest of a Pennsylvania man charged with stealing a pot of meatballs -- red sauce smeared on his face and clothes.

 

[Badfinger]

That guy had balls

 

[Veer_G]

That guy had balls

They both did. Saucy balls, at that.

 

[Gray Squirrel]

I will take "drunk off my ass" for $200...