Jennifer Anniston got a new T shirt.

[Familydude]

Anyone find it ironic that a bunch of dudes are professing to be experts on women? I grew up with sisters, work with a good number of women and have been married to the same lady for 30+ years. My lessons on women have not come from dudes. The absolute non-SMEs.

I think if anyone of them were to read this thread they’d probably get a good chuckle. Dudes quarreling over who knows more about women, reminiscing over exploits...We know what they want us to know and they’re always 3-5 steps ahead of us. That’s they way God intended it. Many a war has been fought over women, including this little thread-battle. They have a hold over us even when they’re not here. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Just my two cents. Thoughts, not criticisms.

 

[Jim Out]

Squirting is pee, they did a study.

So congrats on being into water sports I guess.

“Conclusions: The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists.Dec 24, 2014”

Don't you think the obvious questions for "the squirting experts" here should be, "How do I get a government grant for research like this?"


Second question imho should be "how much of my tax dollars went to Dr what's his name to sit around and jack off "Seven women, without gynecologic abnormalities and who reported recurrent and massive fluid emission during sexual stimulation""?

I'll bet that makes some of you want to know if the free college everyone is going to get covers med school internships like that.

Pics or it didn't happen?

Nature and origin of "squirting" in female sexuality - PubMed

The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists.

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

Methods: Seven women, without gynecologic abnormalities and who reported recurrent and massive fluid emission during sexual stimulation, underwent provoked sexual arousal. Pelvic ultrasound scans were performed after voluntary urination (US1), and during sexual stimulation just before (US2) and after (US3) squirting. Urea, creatinine, uric acid, and prostatic-specific antigen (PSA) concentrations were assessed in urinary samples before sexual stimulation (BSU) and after squirting (ASU), and squirting sample itself (S).

 

[Dolomite_Supafly]

I would do shit to Jennifer Anniston that would make the devil turn his head and say, “Damn I can’t believe he’s doing that.” Lol

30 years in Hollywood, I am sure she has seen stuff that would make most of us think WTF.

 

[Deleted member 10043]

Lmao read your last sentence and look at your comment. I'm not butt hurt, but you more than obviously are.

All you can do is throw nonsensical insults that's dont have to do with anything.

it's not a magic power I've made it happen. It's not as cool as you want it to seem.

"Authoritarian" lmao give me a fucking break. "I can't win so I'll make this political"

You really won this one...

I've never really ever seen it happen except for in Juarez.

 

[akmike47]

Anyone find it ironic that a bunch of dudes are professing to be experts on women? I grew up with sisters, work with a good number of women and have been married to the same lady for 30+ years. My lessons on women have not come from dudes. The absolute non-SMEs.

I think if anyone of them were to read this thread they’d probably get a good chuckle. Dudes quarreling over who knows more about women, reminiscing over exploits...We know what they want us to know and they’re always 3-5 steps ahead of us. That’s they way God intended it. Many a war has been fought over women, including this little thread-battle. They have a hold over us even when they’re not here. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Just my two cents. Thoughts, not criticisms.

If I’m included here...

I’m not claiming to be an expert, I’m claiming to know how to read and come to logical conclusions instead of wishing I was right so that I haven’t spent my life playing with piss

 

[akmike47]

I've never really ever seen it happen except for in Juarez

Was it a little person?

 

[brianf]

Don't you think the obvious questions for "the squirting experts" here should be, "How do I get a government grant for research like this?"


Second question imho should be "how much of my tax dollars went to Dr what's his name to sit around and jack off "Seven women, without gynecologic abnormalities and who reported recurrent and massive fluid emission during sexual stimulation""?

I'll bet that makes some of you want to know if the free college everyone is going to get covers med school internships like that.

Pics or it didn't happen?

Nature and origin of "squirting" in female sexuality - PubMed

The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists.

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

Methods: Seven women, without gynecologic abnormalities and who reported recurrent and massive fluid emission during sexual stimulation, underwent provoked sexual arousal. Pelvic ultrasound scans were performed after voluntary urination (US1), and during sexual stimulation just before (US2) and after (US3) squirting. Urea, creatinine, uric acid, and prostatic-specific antigen (PSA) concentrations were assessed in urinary samples before sexual stimulation (BSU) and after squirting (ASU), and squirting sample itself (S).

Not wanting to get all scientific but that’s only one study.

if you read the other studies which are attached they do not have the same conclusion.

Nor does the original article give percentages of components nor does it state when the samples were taking (beginning , middle, end).

is it possible it’s all urine

Is it possible is another fluid

Is it possible it’s a mix because the immediate area is being stimulated beyond the body’s natural level of control

Is it possible initial secretion is X and then Y then X again

mannny possibilities

just sayin

 

[Familydude]

If I’m included here...

I’m not claiming to be an expert, I’m claiming to know how to read and come to logical conclusions instead of wishing I was right so that I haven’t spent my life playing with piss

And so many people would go out of their way to. Not judging them of course...

Don't you think the obvious questions for "the squirting experts" here should be, "How do I get a government grant for research like this?"


Second question imho should be "how much of my tax dollars went to Dr what's his name to sit around and jack off "Seven women, without gynecologic abnormalities and who reported recurrent and massive fluid emission during sexual stimulation""?

I'll bet that makes some of you want to know if the free college everyone is going to get covers med school internships like that.

Pics or it didn't happen?

Nature and origin of "squirting" in female sexuality - PubMed

The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists.

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

Methods: Seven women, without gynecologic abnormalities and who reported recurrent and massive fluid emission during sexual stimulation, underwent provoked sexual arousal. Pelvic ultrasound scans were performed after voluntary urination (US1), and during sexual stimulation just before (US2) and after (US3) squirting. Urea, creatinine, uric acid, and prostatic-specific antigen (PSA) concentrations were assessed in urinary samples before sexual stimulation (BSU) and after squirting (ASU), and squirting sample itself (S).

 

[akmike47]

Not wanting to get all scientific but that’s only one study.

if you read the other studies which are attached they do not have the same conclusion.

Nor does the original article give percentages of components nor does it state when the samples were taking (beginning , middle, end).

is it possible it’s all urine

Is it possible is another fluid

Is it possible it’s a mix because the immediate area is being stimulated beyond the body’s natural level of control

Is it possible initial secretion is X and then Y then X again

mannny possibilities

just sayin

Any piss is still piss.

 

[Pbgt]

this thread is worthless without a sqirter video for educational purposes....

 

[Jim Out]

Not wanting to get all scientific but that’s only one study.

if you read the other studies which are attached they do not have the same conclusion.

Nor does the original article give percentages of components nor does it state when the samples were taking (beginning , middle, end).

is it possible it’s all urine

Is it possible is another fluid

Is it possible it’s a mix because the immediate area is being stimulated beyond the body’s natural level of control

Is it possible initial secretion is X and then Y then X again

mannny possibilities

just sayin

^^^^^ and that's your take away from my post?

You do realize the link to the study is from:
nih.gov
Samuel Salama 1, Florence Boitrelle, Amélie Gauquelin, Lydia Malagrida, Nicolas Thiounn, Pierre Desvaux

click on any of the names above for a link to all their "research projects" at the NIH ^^^^^^^

Here's Dr Salami......er Salama, I guess he spells it differently......(maybe Dr Salami is his porn name)

Salama S - Search Results - PubMed

Salama S - Search Results - PubMed

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

Nature and origin of "squirting" in female sexuality - PubMed

The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists.

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

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Perhaps you need to apply for a grant, round up a few squirters to masturbate while you observe the clinical response to the masturbation and report back?

'Cmon man.........Biden will fund this if you frame the grant proposal to include the"Effects of Covid19 Upon Female Ejaculation".


You'll be rich! But......

You could be stuck having to watch the thing he appointed as deputy Secretary of Health......

.......which "identifies" as a "woman".

[photo omitted to prevent blindness]

Maybe Michael Avenatti and R Kelly can contribute to the research?

this thread is worthless without a sqirter video for educational purposes....

It's a "public record".

If you want video of the publicly funded "Squirters.gov" project files submit your FOIA request here:

Freedom of Information Act Office

The Freedom of Information Act ("FOIA"), 5 U.S.C. 552, provides individuals with a right to access to records in the possession of the federal government.

www.nih.gov

 

[sheepdog697]

Shes still got it though.....

 

[The D]

@seanh waiting for his lady.

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Just gotta give a shout-out to the funniest post of this thread. “A very decent weinering” is making me laugh almost uncontrollably

 

[Remnar]

No one has even mentioned a do it yourself test to determine if it's pee or not pee. It's simple.

Make your lady a romantic dinner, see a movie and then return home for some romantic maneuvers to induce said liquid launch. Then just use your nose.


The key point is to make sure the dinner includes a healthy dose of asparagus.

It's just that simple. #asparagusproject

 

[The D]

No one has even mentioned a do it yourself test to determine if it's pee or not pee. It's simple.

Make your lady a romantic dinner, see a movie and then return home for some romantic maneuvers to induce said liquid launch. Then just use your nose.


The key point is to make sure the dinner includes a healthy dose of asparagus.

It's just that simple. #asparagusproject

Sheer genius, Lloyd

 

[The D]

Damn double post

 

[myronman3]

Lmao read your last sentence and look at your comment. I'm not butt hurt, but you more than obviously are.

All you can do is throw nonsensical insults that's dont have to do with anything.

it's not a magic power I've made it happen. It's not as cool as you want it to seem.

"Authoritarian" lmao give me a fucking break. "I can't win so I'll make this political"

You really won this one...

where/ when did i say i thought it was cool? my point was from my experience, what i saw, was not piss. that’s it. you seem to think i have an inflated ego about it...not at all. it’s actually a fucking pain in the ass....mattress, bedding, everything fucking wet....like a 5 gallon bucket of water was thrown on the bed. then mattress shopping. pain. in. the. ass.

but most definately NOT piss. at least not the girl i was with. i dont need a ph.d to know what is piss, and what isnt.