Joe "Pinocchio" Biden

[Arc Light]

I had almost forgotten that grandpa Joe's penchant for lying and exaggerating go way back.

https://www.foxnews.com/media/new-hampshire-primary-joe-biden

 

[Sean the Nailer]

And he was the lead door-gunner on the first space shuttle, too.

 

[Arc Light]

And he was the lead door-gunner on the first space shuttle, too.

I thought that was John Kerry?

 

[Sean the Nailer]

I thought that was John Kerry?

No, he's the one who INVENTED the space shuttle.

 

[hlee]

No, he's the one who INVENTED the space shuttle.

I thought that was AlGore.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I thought that was AlGore.

Al Gore invented the Internet... Joe Biden invented the Flowby, an easy and convenient way for his small Negro child-groomers to take care of his leg hair problem.

Sirhr

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

Biden has a lot more hair now then he did in 87. You think he steals it from all the women who's hair he smells?