The Journey of Man
>
> When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.
>
> When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion,
> so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
>
> In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything
> was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened
> suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
>
> When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
> totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
> dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
>
> When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
> She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did
> mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great
> fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a
> girl with some real ambition.
>
> When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
> firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she
> divorced me and took everything I owned.
>
> I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.
>
> When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.
>
> When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion,
> so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
>
> In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything
> was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened
> suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
>
> When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
> totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
> dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
>
> When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
> She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did
> mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great
> fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a
> girl with some real ambition.
>
> When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
> firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she
> divorced me and took everything I owned.
>
> I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.
