Just landed in the USA again...

[clcustom1911]

Landed in Vegas, because Reasons and Science.

1. Forgot what Vegas is like on a Friday.
2. My checked bag didn't make it.
3. So. Much. Animal. Print.
4. Girl, you're not a "queen", you're just fat.
5. [To a different woman] show me your butthole.

42 days of buffoonery to be had.

 

[Huskydriver]

Hit up fireflies one night... Awesome food

 

[isofahunter]

Welcome Home

 

[WaltHer]

Re: Post #1, bullet 5: Rhino. Spearmint Rhino. Ask for Sinna. Nightclub: Hakkasan not Omnia. Legacy Club at Circa for Bourbon.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Get a Kershaw knife too while you are there. It is the official knife of Sin City now...

 

[Keeper22]

Have fun, watch out for the monkey pox.

 

[Expert684]

Didn’t a shooting go down in the Mirage?

Man held in killing at Vegas Strip resort has prison history

Records show a 54-year-old man jailed in the killing of one person and wounding of two others during a family argument in a Las Vegas Strip hotel room has felony convictions dating to 1987 and served several years in Nevada state prisons

abcnews.go.com

 

[flatsix-]

Get a Kershaw knife too while you are there. It is the official knife of Sin City now...

Feel like I need to know more about this.

 

[6.5SH]

Feel like I need to know more about this.

Las Vegas smoke shop owner stabs man multiple times

www.snipershide.com

 

[flatsix-]

Las Vegas smoke shop owner stabs man multiple times

www.snipershide.com

Thanks. Not sure how I missed this in the local news.

 

[eflyguy]

They call NY/PA the Armpit states, but LV is definitely the butt hole of the US. Can't stand that place. Sorry for your inconvenience.

 

[zeroz]

They call NY/PA the Armpit states, but LV is definitely the butt hole of the US. Can't stand that place. Sorry for your inconvenience.

That is precisely why he is there.

 

[Bigfatcock]

Go to the Bunny Ranch or GTFO.

 

[Supersubes]

Go to the Bunny Ranch or GTFO.

He’s another plane ride away from that.

 

[XikoPlavi]

Go to that smoke shop and ask them if they have Polaris head cheese

Smoke some of that and report back

 

[MJF]

Welcome back.

 

[clcustom1911]

Re: Post #1, bullet 5: Rhino. Spearmint Rhino. Ask for Sinna. Nightclub: Hakkasan not Omnia. Legacy Club at Circa for Bourbon.

I don't do strip clubs or those types of stuck-up night clubs anymore, because I cam think of about 1,067 other ways to waste money.

Like beer pong and "country" girls (sloots)

 

[clcustom1911]

Have fun, watch out for the monkey pox.

I don't have sex with men, so I'll be able to easily avoid diseases God creates to smite the gays.

 

[zeroz]

I don't intentionally have sex with men, so I should able to easily avoid diseases God creates to smite the gays until Im super shitfaced and the booty looks delish.

 

[Sniperwannabee]

They call NY/PA the Armpit states, but LV is definitely the butt hole of the US. Can't stand that place. Sorry for your inconvenience.

What is Portland and San Fran considered?

 

[theLBC]

hope you are safer here.

 

[eflyguy]

What is Portland and San Fran considered?

Never considered that, but I guess the other armpit if you extend it down to LA.

 

[akmike47]

I don't have sex with men, so I'll be able to easily avoid diseases God creates to smite the gays.

Lady boys count too and who knows what TheGerman is poking when you’re not around.

 

[TheBigCountry]

I’m sure @TheGerman had all your hair product waiting for you upon arrival.

 

[FatBoy]

So, did you stop by Ireland on the way?

 

[The King]

I don't have sex with men, so I'll be able to easily avoid diseases God creates to smite the gays.

There is a word in there "voluntarily" that you should watch in Vegas. A coworker came back from Vegas with HIV after losing consciousness at a bar.

 

[Bender]

 

[Pbgt]

sweet mother of jesus...I never knew the flute could be soooooo sexy...

 

[sam4886]

Re: Post #1, bullet 5: Rhino. Spearmint Rhino. Ask for Sinna. Nightclub: Hakkasan not Omnia. Legacy Club at Circa for Bourbon.

Day clubs, dude. Wet republic is a fun time.

Hakkasan is a sweaty butthole.

 

[WaltHer]

Day clubs, dude. Wet republic is a fun time.

Hakkasan is a sweaty butthole.

Your experience is diff than mine. "Sweaty buttholes" are the only thing I saw at those fuckshops.