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Just who shaved whom?

Veer_G

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The writer's last name seems to explain my confusion ...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold">Woman attacked in Pennypack Park</span>

A 55-year-old woman was attacked and rendered unconscious Thursday at 12:30 a.m. in Pennypack Park, police said.

The woman was riding a bike in the 3000 block of Rhawn Street when she was grabbed from behind by an unknown man, police said. The man threw the woman over a guardrail into a wooded area of the park. The woman lost consciousness when the man covered her hose and mouth with his hands.

She woke up and found she was naked except for her shoes, police said. She had no recollection of a sexual assault. She was missing her blue mountain bike, a brown backpack containing avrious identification cards, a Metro PCS phone, some money and the white T-shirt and bloue shorts she was wearing. The suspect was described as white, about 30 to 35 years old, six feet tall, with a medium build and light skin. <span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="color: #FF0000">She was clean-shaven.</span></span> Anyone with information about the attack are asked to call 911.

-Robert <span style="font-weight: bold">Moran</span>

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/breaking/20110617_Woman_attacked_in_Pennypack_Park.html</div></div>

... or was it a ninja lesbian?
 
Re: Just who shaved whom?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer_G</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The writer's last name seems to explain my confusion ...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold">Woman attacked in Pennypack Park</span>

A 55-year-old woman was attacked and rendered unconscious Thursday at 12:30 a.m. in Pennypack Park, police said.

The woman was riding a bike in the 3000 block of Rhawn Street when <span style="text-decoration: underline">she was grabbed from behind by an unknown man</span>, police said. The man threw the woman over a guardrail into a wooded area of the park. <span style="text-decoration: underline">The woman lost consciousness when the man covered her hose and mouth with his hands.</span>

She woke up and found she was naked except for her shoes, police said. She had no recollection of a sexual assault. She was missing her blue mountain bike, a brown backpack containing avrious identification cards, a Metro PCS phone, some money and the white T-shirt and bloue shorts she was wearing. The suspect was described as white, about 30 to 35 years old, six feet tall, with a medium build and light skin. <span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="color: #FF0000">She was clean-shaven.</span></span> Anyone with information about the attack are asked to call 911.

-Robert <span style="font-weight: bold">Moran</span>

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/breaking/20110617_Woman_attacked_in_Pennypack_Park.html</div></div>

... or was it a ninja lesbian? </div></div>

Some sloppy writing to be sure.

The last name is Moran, so what?

Surely you didn't confuse it with Moron?
 
Re: Just who shaved whom?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: queequeg</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer_G</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The writer's last name seems to explain my confusion ...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold">Woman attacked in Pennypack Park</span>

A 55-year-old woman was attacked and rendered unconscious Thursday at 12:30 a.m. in Pennypack Park, police said.

The woman was riding a bike in the 3000 block of Rhawn Street when <span style="text-decoration: underline">she was grabbed from behind by an unknown man</span>, police said. The man threw the woman over a guardrail into a wooded area of the park. <span style="text-decoration: underline">The woman lost consciousness when the man covered her hose and mouth with his hands.</span>

She woke up and found she was naked except for her shoes, police said. She had no recollection of a sexual assault. She was missing her blue mountain bike, a brown backpack containing avrious identification cards, a Metro PCS phone, some money and the white T-shirt and bloue shorts she was wearing. The suspect was described as white, about 30 to 35 years old, six feet tall, with a medium build and light skin. <span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="color: #FF0000">She was clean-shaven.</span></span> Anyone with information about the attack are asked to call 911.

-Robert <span style="font-weight: bold">Moran</span>

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/breaking/20110617_Woman_attacked_in_Pennypack_Park.html</div></div>

... or was it a ninja lesbian? </div></div>

Some sloppy writing to be sure.

The last name is Moran, so what?

Surely you didn't confuse it with Moron? </div></div>

Worth a thread in and of itself:

http://24ahead.com/blog/archives/000472.html