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Maggie’s Last Night

J Walden

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Sep 7, 2008
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So my roommates and I were outside smoking the hookah ( awesome sheesha by the way, raspberry) and we tossed some jokes around. This one came up and I fell out of my chair.

So this guy was running and he saw this chick with no arms and no legs crying on the beach. He went up to her and asked her whats wrong?
She replied " I ve never been hugged before..."
No problem he said, and he picked her up and she was smiling from ear to ear as he ran down the beach.

So as hes coming back he notices her crying again. He asked what was wrong this time and she said she had never been kissed before. He said that was no problem and planted a big one on her. As he left she was smiling from ear to ear.

He comes back and shes crying again. This time he asked " What the hell is wrong now?"
"Well I ve never been fucked before..."

He picked her up and threw her in the water.