Maggie’s Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

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Just say it out loud to yourself until it is memorized.

1) Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
5) Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
12) staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
13) He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
15) Great... Fa Kin Su Pah

 

[Firemarshall27]

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Thats funny!!!

 

[TxOldie]

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Laughing so hard I'm hurting. Been a crappy day and now it doesn't seem so bad. Thanks

 

[Maggot]

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ShiShiNi.Thats Chinese (though I dont know which dialect) for Thank you.

 

[blazinpixels]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Forty-One</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Just say it out loud to yourself until it is memorized.

1) Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
5) Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
12) staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
13) He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
15) Great... Fa Kin Su Pah </div></div>

OMG THIS IS SO FLIPPIN FUNNY MY GF AND I ARE GOING LINE BY LINE TRYING TO SAY IT WITHOUT LAUGHING LOL

+5

 

[One_Feather]

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That's good.

 

[shankster..]

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15) Great... Fa Kin Su Pah

Pure gold.

 

[crazy bay]

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that took me 10 minutes to read because I was laughing so hard

 

[DHNGUYEN747]

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This is so freakin funny I couldn't stop laughing

 

[Malibumick]

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this is great