I just happen to be in Everett, Washington right this moment. There are little "bikini" coffee shacks all over town. The one I went to on my bicycle, before daylight a few weeks ago on a Monday morning had a skinny little washed out looking, titless, flat-chested Asian girl inside. Not worth looking at, in my opinion, bless her little (hopefully at least 18 year old) heart...
Anyway, she said, (through the closed window, while wearing a covid mask) "We aaan elll ah-ee oo ak uh"
I said, "What!?" and she repeated it.
I said, "What?!" and she repeated it again, through the closed window, while still wearing a covid mask.
Finally she understood that I could not understand a fucking word she said, so she took off the mask & opened the window. A crack. And repeated whatever... again... with the same results.
Finally, she opened the window enough and spoke loud enough & slow enough to allow my (high frequency hearing loss impaired) coffee-starved brain to actually understand wtf she was saying. She wasn't allowed to serve walk-ups before daylight.
I offered to mount my bicycle & "drive" through. Not happenin, dude. I finally gathered that the management was concerned about people on foot coming through the window. OK, fair enough. At that point I finally noticed that she was sitting there in her underwear. W.T.F.
Safeway grocery store sells coffee. You can get it in bags of concentrated liquid coffee, traditional coffee grounds, instant coffee, canned coffee, and probably by the f'ing 50lb bag of whole beans for all I know... Coffee sellers are really reaching for it, here.
But hey, if someone wants to sell coffee while scantily clothed sitting in a drive-thru shack... Right on! (sigh) but there's a lot to be said for big titties.
Now that I think about it... I may have to do some more research into this locally.
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