Let's All Get Welfare and Donate It to Gun Rights Advocacy

[Cheyenne Bodie]

This is my new previously unknown biological son, Jimmy Daniels Bellefontaine-Delotere. He is currently two years old and already completely illiterate. If only the gubment would grant me the decency of being able to provide him with a safe and loving home, we would be most grateful. I promise I will spend it responsibly for his needs.

 

[Veer_G]

Got any snapshots of Mom?

 

[Cheyenne Bodie]

We're not sure who the mother is, but the prevailing theory is that she consented and I was a gentleman. In any case, the boy takes after his father with an insatiable appetite for constitutional rights and firearms sporting. I'm glad we live in a nation with such opportunity and compassion as to fund his safety and future.